i may have quit smoking...
Whooah, whatthe?! {doubletakes} Somebody actually posting on-topic in a thread?! Am I on the right forum?! =Dzoltan wrote:i had the last cigarette when i was 9...but i am not sure i am through with smoking. life is so full of ups and downs. i quit when i'm dead, but until then i reserve the right to smoke again.
But yeah man, fuckin' A, I couldn't have put it better myself... this is my philosophy exactly... I haven't had a cigarette in a couple of months, but I don't consider myself to have "quit" - quitters never win, and winners never quit! I keep my options open - if one day I feel like a cigarette again, I'll have one, without the guilt and the stigma that I failed at "quitting smoking". And if I never have one again, well, alls the better for my health, but I'll take it as it comes, rather than wear the label of an "ex-smoker"... pffft...
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Man, I appreciate that you're at least trying to stay somewhat on topic... normally, people don't seem to give a flying fuck whether they have something relevant to the thread to post or not... =PStreetrodracer wrote:lol Man I wish I had something good to say in this thread.. I barely have a good smoking story :(
Well, tell us your barely good story then, it'll be better than nothing, right? =D
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Shit - I dont even have a story about me personally smoking.. (It doesn't take a genius to figure out why)
Although I have been asked by several underage girls to purchase them cigarettes LOL..
I also know people to get fined for purchasing underage teenagers cigarettes..
Although I have been asked by several underage girls to purchase them cigarettes LOL..
I also know people to get fined for purchasing underage teenagers cigarettes..
A deviant mind at rest has no function here.
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Yeah, but them underaged toddlers aren't any big deal, they won't bother you on that...Streetrodracer wrote:Shit - I dont even have a story about me personally smoking.. (It doesn't take a genius to figure out why)
Although I have been asked by several underage girls to purchase them cigarettes LOL..
I also know people to get fined for purchasing underage teenagers cigarettes..
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But the 16-17 year olds that ask me with a large crowd around are the ones that I have to watch out for.
I was on vacation for a week up in Maine where the local town is pretty small. While I was walking around to the different stores I was approached by two girls came up and asked me if I was over 18. Once they found out that I was indeed over 18 they asked me to purchase them cigarettes. Well, that is no problem to most people, but I am overly cautious and didn't want to get fined for purchasing for a minor.
Not to mention that there were several parents and cops nearby and I wasn't interested in getting my ass reamed by some local cop until he was finished (ala Pulp Fiction)
I was on vacation for a week up in Maine where the local town is pretty small. While I was walking around to the different stores I was approached by two girls came up and asked me if I was over 18. Once they found out that I was indeed over 18 they asked me to purchase them cigarettes. Well, that is no problem to most people, but I am overly cautious and didn't want to get fined for purchasing for a minor.
Not to mention that there were several parents and cops nearby and I wasn't interested in getting my ass reamed by some local cop until he was finished (ala Pulp Fiction)
A deviant mind at rest has no function here.
Yeah, I'm with you on this one man... small town cops are to be avoided at all costs, they like nothing more than to polish their batons on some purty city slicker's rectum...
I once had a kid come up to me and ask for a cigarette, and I would swear in a court of law he couldn't been a day over nine years old. I told him to fuck off, naturally. But that's a funny story which I'll save for posting for it's own merit sometime.
I once had a kid come up to me and ask for a cigarette, and I would swear in a court of law he couldn't been a day over nine years old. I told him to fuck off, naturally. But that's a funny story which I'll save for posting for it's own merit sometime.
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x10? You mean, like the cameras? I wonder if anybody ever bought one of them...stonecolddano wrote:If only you were on the same brain wave as ole Stonecold....you would be like x10 cooler than you are now!
Awww dude... {sniffs} That's the nicest thing that you... {blinks} or anybody else on this site, for that matter... {chokes up} has ever said about me!! {starts to cry}stonecolddano wrote:Take Ven for instance, he was only mediocre cool till he attended one of my classes...now look at him, he's a fuckin god!
Dano.... I love you man.
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