Punk the poster above you...

[StoneColdDano]

Here's another interesting idea I had...

Take a shot at the person who posts before you...it's all fun and games.

So to whoever wants to take the first shot at Stonecold...

[Venomous]

Dano man, you're a fuckin' sellout. You act like this big bourbon swilling Metallica playing wrestling watching badass online, but I've seen your pretty little wife and your smiling little kids and your nice suburban house with your picket fence and the Rangerover and the happy dog, and in real life, you're just a middle-aged dude who's trying to reclaim his youth by acting like an angry 20-something online. But really dude, you're just a whipped house-husband and good father with a clean shirt and a friendly smile. Pussy. >=P

[Hellmark]

Karl, to quote the movie Good Morning Vietnam, "You're in more dire need of a blow job than any white man in history!"

[StoneColdDano]

Hellmark buys cheap toiletpaper, just so his fingers rip through it when he wipes his ass..

[Venomous]

Keith, we're doing these wrong man... we keep saying things that are the truth, but judging by that fool Dano's posts, we're just supposed to say silly shit. I wish somebody had explained that to me before I tried so hard to think of a legitimate nice thing to say about you, and a nasty thing about Dano.

Anyways, Dano, your momma's so fat, you should cut her in half and then you could actually have two parents!

[Hellmark]

Keith, we're doing these wrong man... we keep saying things that are the truth, but judging by that fool Dano's posts, we're just supposed to say silly shit. I wish somebody had explained that to me before I tried so hard to think of a legitimate nice thing to say about you, and a nasty thing about Dano.

Anyways, Dano, your momma's so fat, you should cut her in half and then you could actually have two parents!

Karl, you'd enjoy that, make it easier to find the hole then. Till then, here's a tip, roll her in flour and look for the wetspot.

[Venomous]

Whoah, a double burn, me and Dano's mom in the one post! Nice one!

But nah, Dano's mom's going to have to make an appointment. I'm booked out all week with your mom, a 40 gallon drum of honey, two dozen cheeseburgers and a horsewhip, and fuck knows I need all my strength to handle that enormous bitch. =)

[StoneColdDano]

I had to have emergency surgury on my back after giving Ven's mom a piggyback ride...

[Venomous]

You won't have to worry about that happening again. I called my mom today, she said you had such a teensy pee-pee that it's not even worth her time anymore. You might have to give Keith's mom a call dude - she's used to the smaller endowed men, having given birth to one and all...

[Hellmark]

What ever you say man. We all know you wear a strap on. Even keeping them in the dark doesn't fool anybody.

[Venomous]

Fooled your mother dude. I don't know how many times I've heard that whore moan "Oh, Karl. Y'all have such a bigger cock than my boy Keith. His miserable shrimp dick can never satisfy me like yours can. Hey, why are you still wearing your belt?".

[StoneColdDano]

That's because yer using the wrong utinsil shit fer brains!

[Venomous]

Nice comeback, CJJ. Translation anybody?

[StoneColdDano]

CJJ would probably be a normal man if you just would've hit the right hole!

[Venomous]

The right hole smelled like your dad, I wanted a poke at something fresh!