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by Renae the Boozehound » Mon Oct 10, 2005 12:14 pm
But I thought you were a virgin? I mean, that's what you told me? Why deny it? It's really nothing to be, err, ashamed of...

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by Venomous » Mon Oct 10, 2005 12:29 pm
Renae the Boozehound wrote:But I thought you were a virgin? I mean, that's what you told me? Why deny it? It's really nothing to be, err, ashamed of... :P
No, I said I haven't had sex in so long, I might as
well be a virgin... there's a slight, but technical, difference. =P
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by MP81 » Mon Oct 10, 2005 7:16 pm
Venomous wrote:there's a slight, but technical, difference. =P
A very big technical difference.
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by Renae the Boozehound » Sat Oct 15, 2005 9:14 am
Well at least you know your hymen won't regrow.

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by Mythic » Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:36 pm
Karl?? A Virgin?!? {is laughing hysterically}
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by Venomous » Tue Oct 18, 2005 7:22 pm
Hey, what's so funny?! I could pass for a virgin!! Lord knows, nearly every single one of my friends, offline or online, is a virgin, so I know what they act like!!
C'mon, Which type of virgin should I be? The aloof type: "Oh, I could have sex any time I wanted, but there are more important things in life, you know!"? The sensitive type: "I don't want sex, I just want somebody to love and cuddle me, and when we have an emotional and spiritual bond, intercourse will come naturally!"? Or the desperate type: "What the hell is wrong with chicks today man? Screw this, I'm getting a hooker next paycheck!"? =)
..."Hi, my name's Karl. I'm not really a virgin, I just play one on TV!"
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by Mythic » Tue Oct 18, 2005 8:34 pm
I say the second one, just because I want to hear you say that!
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by Venomous » Wed Oct 19, 2005 6:14 am
Kris wrote:I say the second one, just because I want to hear you say that!
{whips out his prick and whaps you on the forehead with it} Speaking of options, woman, you have four:-
a) Give me a shoulder massage;
b) Pour me a damn drink;
c) Take off your panties and bend over, or;
d) Get back in the fucking kitchen and make my dinner!
The fact that you even get to choose between those four is about as sensitive as you're ever going to see me. =P
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by Mythic » Wed Oct 19, 2005 6:48 am
Actually, that was a site better than what I was expecting. =P
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by Tickle » Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:00 am
Well now we can see why Venomous isn't getting any.
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by Venomous » Wed Oct 19, 2005 4:50 pm
Hah, hardly. I'd need to have female company in my life before I could digust/offend them with my lewd remarks. Believe me, nothing I say on Social Deviancy has anything to do with why I'm not currently getting any... though it would if a prospective lay happened to check out the site and realise that Venomous is me! =P
But hey, good to see you reply to a thread, Tickle! I think this is the first time I've ever seen you respond to an existing topic - even ones you started yourself! =D
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by Renae the Boozehound » Sun Oct 23, 2005 3:45 am
I think you should take up the sensitive persona... you never know, you might find someone to play with your wang AND give you a massage. Woo!~
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by Ambrosia » Thu Oct 27, 2005 5:31 am
Not a good idea guys! Ven’s already hard enough to live with, don’t add sensitivity to his faults! Kristi, your lucky you got four options, I’ve never seen him being so nice to anyone =P
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by Hero of the Day » Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:48 am
the last one seems to be the best fit for venomous
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