venomous is probably gonna kill me...

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venomous is probably gonna kill me...

Post by Hero of the Day » Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:03 pm

...but I couldnt resist
and I know all aussies dont talk like this

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Post by MP81 » Sun Jun 25, 2006 11:51 pm

He hates me for saying he lives in the land of OZ

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Post by Venomous » Mon Jun 26, 2006 1:23 am

Nah, I've become desensitized to this by AlarmedBread's constant idiotic attempts to get a rise out of me in channel... at least you were posting it just because you thought it was funny, rather than as a deliberate attempt to annoy me...

And Kyle, I could never hate you... I gave you ops in chat, and with it, you kickbanned Chris while I wasn't there! You rock, little dude! >=D
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