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Post by MP81 » Tue Dec 06, 2005 12:43 am

Careful, he's got rabies.

How about he gnaws on ya, no rabies there... :P:P:P
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Post by Mythic » Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:11 am

Nah, he's just stupid. Stupidity isn't contagious!
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Post by Venomous » Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:07 am

Kristi wrote:Nah, he's just stupid. Stupidity isn't contagious!
Like hell it aint!
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Post by Mythic » Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:15 am

I must be immune!
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Post by Renae the Boozehound » Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:08 pm

Don't count your chickens yet, Kris... :D

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Post by Mythic » Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:40 pm

Nah, I'm surrounded by stupid people, if I were going to get it I would already have it. =P
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Post by Hellmark » Tue Dec 06, 2005 5:42 pm

That is right, she is from arkansas, so if it was, she would be affected already by the overdose she's got

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Post by Mythic » Tue Dec 06, 2005 5:46 pm

Correction! I am *from* Louisiana. I *live* in Arkansas. Let it never be said that I am from Arkansas. But yeah, hehe, that's what I was referring to when I mentioned being surrounded by stupid people! hehe.
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Post by Venomous » Wed Dec 07, 2005 5:38 am

I think it's like disease innoculations, how they inject you with a small amount of the disease, to force your immune system to adapt to it without giving you the full-blown symptoms. Kristi's always been just a tiny little bit stupid, so she's immune to catching full-blown idiocy from her exposure to the huge levels of it she's subjected to daily. =P
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Post by Hero of the Day » Wed Dec 07, 2005 6:15 pm

I'm surrounded by idiots at work
the maintenance man asks me how to fix shit (like one time the wires on the new light ballast were different colors than the old, and I had to tell him how to do it)
We had one airheaded girl who was looking for frozen orange juice concentrate in a room full of dry goods (non refrigerated)

level of idiocy
in the past 3 months at my work the following has happened:
1) a p late glass window had the inside pain of glass broken. Since it was tempered glass (and didnt break in big pieces) it was easy to see the impact point was right near the top corner of the door frame
2) Eggs thrown in the freezer on more that one occcasion
3) The Dumpster (60 or80 yd top loader) filled with water
4) someone wrote the word "QUIF" if big letters with a sharpie marked all over the mens bathroom. Because of this we had to repaint part of it and re wallpaper on wall. The funniest part is that the word (we thijk) is supposed to be 'QUEEF'. Hilarious if you are graffitying something and spell the word wrong
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Post by Venomous » Thu Dec 08, 2005 2:30 am

What the holy hell is a QUIF/QUEEF anyway? I've never heard of either of those "words"...

I see you've added some kind of song lyrics to your sig now too... aren't we all just a bunch of bandwagon jumpers then? =P
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Post by Hero of the Day » Thu Dec 08, 2005 8:28 am

Venomous wrote:What the holy hell is a QUIF/QUEEF anyway? I've never heard of either of those "words"...

I see you've added some kind of song lyrics to your sig now too... aren't we all just a bunch of bandwagon jumpers then? =P
a queef is an expulsion of air from a womans vagina AKA 'pussy fart'
dont believe me? google it!

yes added lyrics to my sig....prolly change soon.
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Post by Venomous » Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:20 am

Hero of the Day wrote:a queef is an expulsion of air from a womans vagina AKA 'pussy fart'
dont believe me? google it!
Well I'll be damned... you learn something new every day!
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Post by StoneColdDano » Thu Dec 08, 2005 9:55 pm

Now ya know what to call that smell you emit during, Ven...
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Post by Venomous » Fri Dec 09, 2005 3:57 am

stonecolddano wrote:Now ya know what to call that smell you emit during, Ven...
Riiiiight....

You havin' an off day Dano? That wasn't up to your usual par. =)
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