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Reinvention of fire...

Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:06 am
by Venomous
Man, nothing worse than when your lighter goes missing... the other day, I couldn't find a working cigarette lighter in the whole house... I ended up having to use the spark from an old empty lighter to light my gas stove, use the stove to light a candle, and then keep the candle burning to light my cigarettes off...

A little while before that, I had the same problem, but I just went out to my car and used the car lighter, and ended up just sitting in my car smoking the cigarette because I couldn't be bothered getting up again... =P

Unfortunately though, I wrote off my car, so it's harder to find backup solutions to light my smokes with since then...

Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 1:38 am
by Supernovae
Wait till you start becomming really resourceful and using rocks and wood to start a fire long enough to light a few cigs.

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:21 am
by seajayjay
My dad ounce hooked a coper wire to a battery until it got cherry red just to light a sig.

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:54 am
by Venomous
Hahah, now THAT's what I'm talking about! Perfect example of smoker's ingenuity! =)

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 6:20 am
by Supernovae
What's a little battery acid on the end of a cigarette?

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 10:42 am
by Venomous
Hahah somehow I don't think a copper wire would carry ACID along with the electrical current... I'm no engineer, but I'm pretty sure they design batteries to NOT piss acid out of them these days... >=P

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:00 pm
by Supernovae
But we are talking about CJJ and his family here. I mean, hell, he could have been working off an old battery. He probably wouldn't realize what part to stay away from, etc.

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:08 pm
by Venomous
I guess that raises the question - are the rest of CJJ's family as dense as he is? Is it a genetic flaw, or it just because of all the times he was dropped on his head as a child? =P

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:26 pm
by Supernovae
Venomous wrote:I guess that raises the question - are the rest of CJJ's family as dense as he is? Is it a genetic flaw, or it just because of all the times he was dropped on his head as a child? =P
Combined with the water down there that includes an unhealthy amount of lead. Then, I assume there is no hope for CJJ and his family.

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:30 pm
by Venomous
Doesn't high lead intake make you sterile? Or am I thinking of something else? Maybe he won't be able to reproduce, which would be lucky for the world... =P

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:47 pm
by Supernovae
Venomous wrote:Doesn't high lead intake make you sterile? Or am I thinking of something else? Maybe he won't be able to reproduce, which would be lucky for the world... =P
Hey, that would be the first good news of the day!

CJJ, can you confirm or deny from a medical point of view that you cannot reproduce?

Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 3:52 am
by Venomous
Yeah, please do, I could use a little good news today! =D

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:47 am
by seajayjay
StreetRodRacer wrote:But we are talking about CJJ and his family here. I mean, hell, he could have been working off an old battery. He probably wouldn't realize what part to stay away from, etc.
Just because i'm tard on the internet doesn't mean my family are tards.

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:49 am
by Venomous
You're a 'tard, period. So we just wanted to know if it was genetic or not. But you're obviously just the runt of the litter then. The stunted branch of the family tree. =P

Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 5:30 pm
by Slick-Labia
Wish I had tall warm glass of 'tard period right now.