Reinvention of fire...

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Reinvention of fire...

Post by Venomous » Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:06 am

Man, nothing worse than when your lighter goes missing... the other day, I couldn't find a working cigarette lighter in the whole house... I ended up having to use the spark from an old empty lighter to light my gas stove, use the stove to light a candle, and then keep the candle burning to light my cigarettes off...

A little while before that, I had the same problem, but I just went out to my car and used the car lighter, and ended up just sitting in my car smoking the cigarette because I couldn't be bothered getting up again... =P

Unfortunately though, I wrote off my car, so it's harder to find backup solutions to light my smokes with since then...
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Post by Supernovae » Fri Aug 25, 2006 1:38 am

Wait till you start becomming really resourceful and using rocks and wood to start a fire long enough to light a few cigs.
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Post by seajayjay » Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:21 am

My dad ounce hooked a coper wire to a battery until it got cherry red just to light a sig.

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Post by Venomous » Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:54 am

Hahah, now THAT's what I'm talking about! Perfect example of smoker's ingenuity! =)
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Post by Supernovae » Sat Sep 09, 2006 6:20 am

What's a little battery acid on the end of a cigarette?
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Post by Venomous » Sat Sep 09, 2006 10:42 am

Hahah somehow I don't think a copper wire would carry ACID along with the electrical current... I'm no engineer, but I'm pretty sure they design batteries to NOT piss acid out of them these days... >=P
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Post by Supernovae » Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:00 pm

But we are talking about CJJ and his family here. I mean, hell, he could have been working off an old battery. He probably wouldn't realize what part to stay away from, etc.
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Post by Venomous » Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:08 pm

I guess that raises the question - are the rest of CJJ's family as dense as he is? Is it a genetic flaw, or it just because of all the times he was dropped on his head as a child? =P
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Post by Supernovae » Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:26 pm

Venomous wrote:I guess that raises the question - are the rest of CJJ's family as dense as he is? Is it a genetic flaw, or it just because of all the times he was dropped on his head as a child? =P
Combined with the water down there that includes an unhealthy amount of lead. Then, I assume there is no hope for CJJ and his family.
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Post by Venomous » Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:30 pm

Doesn't high lead intake make you sterile? Or am I thinking of something else? Maybe he won't be able to reproduce, which would be lucky for the world... =P
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Post by Supernovae » Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:47 pm

Venomous wrote:Doesn't high lead intake make you sterile? Or am I thinking of something else? Maybe he won't be able to reproduce, which would be lucky for the world... =P
Hey, that would be the first good news of the day!

CJJ, can you confirm or deny from a medical point of view that you cannot reproduce?
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Post by Venomous » Sun Sep 10, 2006 3:52 am

Yeah, please do, I could use a little good news today! =D
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Post by seajayjay » Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:47 am

StreetRodRacer wrote:But we are talking about CJJ and his family here. I mean, hell, he could have been working off an old battery. He probably wouldn't realize what part to stay away from, etc.
Just because i'm tard on the internet doesn't mean my family are tards.

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Post by Venomous » Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:49 am

You're a 'tard, period. So we just wanted to know if it was genetic or not. But you're obviously just the runt of the litter then. The stunted branch of the family tree. =P
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Post by Slick-Labia » Sun Sep 24, 2006 5:30 pm

Wish I had tall warm glass of 'tard period right now.

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