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Post by Hellmark » Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:44 pm

Again, don't tease him! You know he is into kinky shit!

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Post by Venomous » Fri Dec 09, 2005 4:04 am

Okay, it's beginning to creep me out how you have such an intimate knowledge of what MP does with his anus... I'm going... over here now... {walks far away}
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Post by Hellmark » Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:58 am

Hey I thought everyone already knew. His last trip to the hospital did get on the national news.

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Post by StoneColdDano » Sat Dec 10, 2005 5:52 pm

amn, I can't believe I missed the fuckin orgy!!! I feel so.....alone now....








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Post by Supernovae » Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:38 pm

Maybe Jailbait can cheer you up :D

We wouldn't want anyone to be lonely on Christmas..

<looks around.. shit I think I might be the one left alone on christmas>

<looks at calender.. good thing I still have a couple weeks left before the 25th..>
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Post by MP81 » Mon Dec 12, 2005 9:01 pm

Actually, less than two.

13 days :-P
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Post by Supernovae » Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:15 am

close enough - plus I could buy an escort..

but I think that would be ridiculous to purchase an escort for christmas night esp when I am going over my grandparents house and it wouldn't look good.
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Post by Venomous » Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:24 am

Streetrodracer wrote:but I think that would be ridiculous to purchase an escort for christmas night esp when I am going over my grandparents house and it wouldn't look good.
Bwahahah... {laughs out loud} Go on man, do it! You know you want to! =D

Man, I'd love to get a hooker for Christmas...
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Post by Supernovae » Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:45 am

Well, that certainly would make for a lot of awkward situations..

Now the real task is to find someone on a college students budget :D
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Post by Venomous » Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:22 am

Streetrodracer wrote:Well, that certainly would make for a lot of awkward situations..

Now the real task is to find someone on a college students budget :D
Now that just adds a whole new element of funny to the concept. I mean, it'd be one thing to bring a high-class escort to a family dinner, tell your folks she's your new girlfriend, and get laid after you finish your roast, but to pick up a streetside ho for a two dollar blow, fishnet tights and scars from fights, high on smack and probably black >=P, and try to introduce her to grandma, well, that's another thing entirely.
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Post by Supernovae » Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:24 am

I do my best to make a statement :wink:
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Post by sam_iam134 » Fri Sep 07, 2007 1:06 am

umm yea i was gonna read the whole fourm post but i think ill just post i got suspended from school the 3rd day and it was funny becouse my dad went to the school with my mom and told off the teacher it was great thought you all should know :)

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Post by TSJ » Fri Sep 07, 2007 9:16 pm

sam_iam134 wrote:umm yea i was gonna read the whole fourm post but i think ill just post i got suspended from school the 3rd day and it was funny becouse my dad went to the school with my mom and told off the teacher it was great thought you all should know :)
1) you are gravedigging a 2 year old thread

2) you speak incoherently

3) you dont use the enter key

4) learn to spell properly
0 what 1 and what 0

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Post by Venomous » Fri Sep 07, 2007 11:19 pm

TSJ wrote:2) you speak incoherently
Mwahahah, it's the CJJ Mk. II model. It can do everything the original CJJ could do, and more! Buy yours today!
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Post by MP81 » Sat Sep 08, 2007 4:07 am

Ah, but does the MKII model do everything wurse or beter? =D
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