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Post by Supernovae » Thu Sep 08, 2005 6:54 pm

smoking a cigarette with a condom on his penis..

sorry for the ambiguous wording :D

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Post by Venomous » Thu Sep 08, 2005 6:56 pm

Streetrodracer wrote:smoking a cigarette with a condom on his penis..
Eh, well, it stops the keys on the laptop getting stuck together I guess!!

Holy crap, check this:- "In total there are 4 users online :: Registered Users: Hellmark, MP81, Streetrodracer, Venomous".

We're all here at once, like one big gay man-orgy.
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Post by MP81 » Thu Sep 08, 2005 6:57 pm

Wow, what a combo...

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Post by Venomous » Thu Sep 08, 2005 6:58 pm

I call first dibs on this little boy guys, you can all line up for my sloppy seconds...
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Post by Supernovae » Thu Sep 08, 2005 7:00 pm

I think I would rather travel down to North Carolina for the booty call.. lol

15 hrs 3.29/gallon for gas..

lol

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Post by Venomous » Thu Sep 08, 2005 7:03 pm

Streetrodracer wrote:I think I would rather travel down to North Carolina for the booty call.. lol
15 hrs 3.29/gallon for gas..
Well hell, while you're in the area, you may as well go win the date with the mutt in South Carolina, and get some twice that weekend! =P
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Post by MP81 » Thu Sep 08, 2005 7:06 pm

Ewww...

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Post by Venomous » Thu Sep 08, 2005 7:07 pm

MP81 wrote:Ewww...
Everybody take note: Kyle's 40th post was the word "Ewww". THAT's how to properly postwhore, alrighty? =P
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Post by Supernovae » Thu Sep 08, 2005 7:09 pm

Wouldn't that be hypocritical to make fun of the ebay auction and then win it??

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Post by Venomous » Thu Sep 08, 2005 7:11 pm

Streetrodracer wrote:Wouldn't that be hypocritical to make fun of the ebay auction and then win it??
Yeah, but if you promise me you'll post negative feedback for her when she doesn't deliver the goods, I'll let it slide this time. =)

Dude, you should take the "-SRR" you always sign off with, and just make it your forum sig. Be much easier to quote you without having to edit it out all the time. =)
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Post by Supernovae » Thu Sep 08, 2005 7:16 pm

I dont see how I could live with myself after winning that auction...

On the other "things of ebay" there were a lot of girlfriend/wife photos for sale - anyone interested in links - lol
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Post by Venomous » Thu Sep 08, 2005 7:27 pm

Streetrodracer wrote:On the other "things of ebay" there were a lot of girlfriend/wife photos for sale - anyone interested in links - lol
Should I be an asshole moderator and insist that you post them on-topic in the thread that's actually about stupid eBay auctions? >=P

Hmmm, nah, I'll let you decide what you think is best... {slowly unsheathes 12" knife} =)

But yeah, link us man. I wanna see what kind of desperate dickless asshole would really pimp out his woman on eBay. =P
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Post by MP81 » Thu Sep 08, 2005 7:31 pm

Keith.

If he had one.

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Post by Venomous » Thu Sep 08, 2005 8:11 pm

MP81 wrote:Keith.
If he had one.
Hahahahah, BURN and DOUBLE-BURN... >=P
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Post by Hellmark » Thu Sep 08, 2005 8:18 pm

You know you can't believe anything Jailbait says. One minute he's all "Me soo hohney, Mr Priest" next he's "STATUTORY RAPE!"

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