) Shove them into a bucket of Liquid Nitrogen then pull them out and shatter their once-human body into pieces. In our English class, there was such a person. And I, along with a bunch of friends, had the unfortunate experience of having to sit next to him in the class... He'd talk to us, and we'd ignore him, he'd butt into conversations, burp during class (one time he did it, and the teacher would've rather heard him swear than burp, and his eyes started watering), and other completely retarded things... Well, one day, me and my friend Chris decided we were going to make a fake restraining order on a sheet of Lined school paper, and we'd have it so he'd have to "stay at least 10' from said people in Restraining Order" and we'd include people who'd he'd have to stay away from. However, not only was this kid annoying, he also was a tattle-tail. So he told the teacher about this, then she made us throw it away...we went through 3 or 4 "rough drafts" with only the same result occuring every time. So we went home and I talked to Chris online. He was typing a restraining order up from the last draft that was salvaged. The little prick kid said to include like "beating and torture will occur if you come within an Xfoot-amount radius"...so he did, and we signed it...The next day, we had like 5 copies, I kept one, and Chris did the same, we had 3 people sign it, and we gave them copies. We too signed it... Well, apparently, faggot-breath told on us YET again. However, since it had a so-called "verbal threat" on it, we got called down to the conselor's office to talk about the situation and how it was a threat-blah-blah-blah... To make a long story short, me and my friend got suspended for a day (thanks to our good grades, the minimum is like 3).My mom was pissed, my dad didn't really even care, and my older brother (he's gonna be 35 this year) seemed, actually PROUD of me...very odd..
But the next day, my friend and I went to the Supspension program, and you know what? It was MUCH better than school...
I mean, fuck dude...MONOPOLY! POOL! POP! It was very kick ass...lol...
Oh, and more on the annoying brat being a tatte-tail, this year, in 9th grade (well, last school year, i'm going into 10th grade) we had video games (Unreal Tournement, was what was on there then) and we'd play them in the computer labs DURING class, and switch off when the teachers went by. Well, anyways, dumbass there somehow got told where it was, played it and got caught... THEN: He told on everyone he knew who was playing it/had anything to do with it! His list of need-to-beatings began growing larger and larger... And the media center "deleted the programs and stopped allowing them on" they also suspended the people's accounts...Next day: Everyone was pissed, and we put our games back up...no wait...they weren't even DELETED!! lol...
So fun...
