Criminal or Coincedence: The Untold Stories

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Criminal or Coincedence: The Untold Stories

Post by Venomous » Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:17 am

<a href="http://www.socialdeviancy.com/cgi-bin/v ... .gif"><img src="http://www.socialdeviancy.com/gfx/thumbs/murder1.gif" width="145" height="120" border="0" align="left"></a>I'd like to tell you all about a strange little thing I've noticed during 2006...

People who piss me off seem to have a tendency to turn up murdered.

But I get ahead of myself. But let me back up a little, and tell the story from the beginning...

Last year or thereabouts, I found myself needing a fanless cooling solution for my video card. After a little online research, I located a couple of models that appeared to be intended for my video card make/model, and the closest physical stores I could buy them at.

So, one dreary afternoon, I wandered into a small local chain PC hardware store, which shall remain nameless, and picked up a video card heatsink. As I wasn't so sure it was the right one, I attempted to ask the woman serving the counter about my options. I explained to her that I wasn't certain this heatsink would fit my card, and telling her my video card model, asked her if she would happen to know if it did. In an almost incomprehensible thick Asian accent that I had to ask her to repeat to understand her, she informed me that she didn't know, but that I was welcome to take it home and try it, and if it didn't fit, I could bring it back to the store with my receipt for a full refund.

So, taking the thing home, I open up the box, take my video card out of my PC, match them up, and realize that in fact this unit was not compatible with my video card. So I packaged it back up, and headed back to the store.

Taking the heatsink and my receipt back to the woman I'd spoken to before, I explained the situation and requested my refund. She looked at me like I was crazy and said in halting Engrish, "Solly, no lefund, store cledit only! Solly!". I poliltely but firmly reminded her that I'd spoken to her about the matter not hours ago, and that she had specifically promised me I could take it home, try it out, and bring it back for a full cash refund if it wasn't suitable. She pointed to the opened packaging as if I were the idiot here, and in similarly incomphrehensible barely English dialog proceeded to tell me that because I'd opened the packaging, I wasn't eligible for a cash refund, and could only get a letter of store credit towards another purchase at best.

For a short time I argued the idiocy of the concept of trying out a product without being allowed to open the box, but eventually just stalked out in disgust, intending to take it up with the relevant consumer affairs departments at another time.

And that, I thought, was the end of that.

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Now, cut to another point in time, also within the last year or so. Having moved back to my home state from living interstate for two years, I'd brought home a referral from my doctor up north explaining to my prospective new physician that I was now taking Valium, and would require continued prescriptions.

For convenience's sake, when the time came that I required another prescription, I picked a nearby small local medical clinic based on no other factors than its convenient proximity to where I was living, and made an appointment to see a doctor there for my new prescription.

After waiting over an hour in a waiting room full of stench-oozing foreigners speaking gibberish to their snotty children, I was finally admitted to see a doctor there, whose name I can't even pronounce, but let's call her Dr. Singhrapatrajindakumarhassanajar, since that's pretty damn close.

She motioned me into her room, and as I was entering and taking a seat, I took my referral from my previous doctor out of my pocket, and began to unfold it as I explained to her I was simply here with a referral from my old doctor interstate, to get my prescription continued.

Before my ass cheeks had even hit the chair, Dr. Kumarkhazansinghrajhhussanibarikhumar or whatever tells me with an accent as thick as drying glue that "If is for Valium, we not do that there!".

Well, I stood up again like the chair had a spring in it, not prepared to waste any more time with this bullshit when with marginally more effort, I could find an English speaking doctor who was born and educated in this country to fill my simple prescription.

She asked me what I took to mean "Is that what it is for?", and held out her hand to see my referral. I told her it was, and as she read my referral, she began some incomprehensible babble about how they don't as a matter of policy fill Valium scripts at that clinic. I simply took my referral back from her and walked straight out of the clinic without another word.

I suppose, being that this neighborhood is full of scumbag druggie immigrants, foreign gangs, and all kinds of bottom-feeders, that the policy makes sense, but clearly I'd made a mistake going to a clinic for disgusting people. Days later, I searched for a clinic in my old neighborhood instead, and have since been attending a very clean, respectable clinic where ALL of the doctors AND the administrative staff ALL speak perfectly fluent English, and they don't need to hold back prescriptions for fear of junkies trying to deal their meds on the streets.

So, that little story too, I chalked down to experience and moved on from...

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Then one day, out of the blue, a friend of mine, having heard the story of my getting shafted by the scumbags at the rip-off computer hardware store, forwarded the link to <a href="http://www.socialdeviancy.com/cgi-bin/v ... gif"><font color="#FFCC00">this article</font></a> (names, places, identifying markers have been edited out, and I apologize to the copyright holders for the uncredited reproduction of this article, but I'd prefer my connection with these events to remain amusingly anecdotal and nothing more!).

Imagine my surprise to find out that a woman fitting the description of the one who had ripped me off, working at the same store at the same time and so on, had been shot and dumped in the trunk of her car!

Naturally, those who know me in real life jokingly asked me if I had my alibi straightened out and so on. It was quite amusing. Eventually, it turned out that she was killed by one her co-workers as she was taking the day's takings to the bank, as a bungled robbery to pay for his gambling debts. These things happen.

<a href="http://www.socialdeviancy.com/cgi-bin/v ... .gif"><img src="http://www.socialdeviancy.com/gfx/thumbs/murder2.gif" width="145" height="120" border="0" align="left"></a>But then, a couple of months later, <a href="http://www.socialdeviancy.com/cgi-bin/v ... gif"><font color="#FFCC00">this article</font></a> (also censored) hits the news stands - a beloved Indian doctor at a local medical clinic was fatally stabbed by an enraged patient.

Suddenly, my friends start looking at me a little strangely. I mean, one person in my bad books coincedentally getting whacked is funny, but two within a few months of eachother? Coincedence, or criminal retribution? Is he paying junkies and lowlifes to take out people that have crossed him? Is that why he's always broke? Who's going to turn up dead next? The guy who cut him off in traffic without indicating first? The guy who sold him the dodgy wireless keyboard? Is anybody truly safe?

Now, of course the mainstream media has to paint a pretty picture of the victims, and an evil picture of the killers. The dead are always "much loved" and "humanitarians" and "pillars of their community" and their deaths will always "be a shock not only to their families but to a much greater circle" of blah blah blah...

But maybe - and perhaps I'm an evil man for considering this angle - but just maybe, Mr. Shoot 'n' Boot just decided one day that since his store made their money from ripping off their customers, it wouldn't be such a bad thing to pay his debts off by ripping them off in turn? Or maybe, some man who REALLY needed his Valium one day, just flipped out because some well-meaning but ignorant doctor refused him his medication? I'm not EXACTLY saying that having shady business ethics in your line of work means you deserve to die a horrific violent death, but you have to think, if people make a living out of screwing other people around, isn't it possible that sometimes, just sometimes, they might cross the wrong person and not live to regret it?

Or hell, maybe the victims were just beautiful, flawless, beloved, perfect people like the media always says they are, and we the living are the ones who must be wrong...

(PS:- Jokes aside, I had no connection with these murders. Not that I wasn't pissed off enough to kill somebody both times, but you know I'm way too lazy to actually kill somebody myself, and way too broke to hire a hit. So it really is just coincedence. =P)
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Post by MP81 » Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:33 am

Man, what coincidences! Hah!

Good read, man. :)

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Post by Hellmark » Wed Aug 02, 2006 8:55 am

Damn, too bad it only happened to those two... Would be nice to see some more happen.

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Post by Slick-Labia » Wed Aug 02, 2006 3:53 pm

Dude, you know, that filthy Saigon mama-san had my blood burning like her Vietnamese whore crotch. Had it coming. I hope she had kids.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_Thailand

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Post by Slick-Labia » Wed Aug 02, 2006 3:55 pm

WHOA! I just turned my head and Hitler is on the Television.
I feel some sort of mystic connection.

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Post by Venomous » Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:28 pm

Slick-Labia wrote:Dude, wash down that organ or steal a drum kit or Bass.
Hey man, I wash my organ at least once every two weeks, to prevent build-up of nasty cheeses and fungal growths... it's just a matter of making a point of inserting my organ into DT's... house.
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Post by Supernovae » Thu Aug 03, 2006 5:04 am

If everyone on my shit list had a strange death occurence such as the one described in the above story, I would either be very, very happy or thrown in jail for too many deaths.
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Post by Venomous » Thu Aug 03, 2006 6:05 am

Michael, if everybody who ever crossed/annoyed you turned up dead, we'd have world peace, an end to global hunger, and an economy in boom, because at least half the world's entire population would be wiped out. >=P
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Post by Hellmark » Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:02 am

Venomous wrote:Michael, if everybody who ever crossed/annoyed you turned up dead, we'd have world peace, an end to global hunger, and an economy in boom, because at least half the world's entire population would be wiped out. >=P
Yeah, untill we realized "We have no more fucking women!"

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Post by Venomous » Thu Aug 03, 2006 11:31 am

Hahah, the man has a point there... Mike does tend to get annoyed at a lot of women!! =P
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Post by Supernovae » Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:14 am

Venomous wrote:Hahah, the man has a point there... Mike does tend to get annoyed at a lot of women!! =P
Karl, I am only annoyed at the bitchy ones that seemingly enter my life for the sole purpose of kicking me.

However, the hot ones and the ones that will never touch me are fair game for the rest of the world. I'll always be the one they reach past to grab someone else. I can't fault them for that. So, at least 98% of the female world population would be safe.
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Post by Venomous » Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:23 am

Yeah, but it annoys you every time a woman reaches past you to grab someone else... we've all heard the angry rants... >=)
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Post by Supernovae » Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:29 am

Venomous wrote:Yeah, but it annoys you every time a woman reaches past you to grab someone else... we've all heard the angry rants... >=)
Nah, those people don't seem to bother me. I think it's those that look at me, check me out, fantasize about my awesomeness and THEN seemingly reach past me to grab someone else. Those are the ones that I rant about every day in IRC.

But hey, at least I am getting better about it.

I'm TRYING to though.
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Post by Venomous » Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:39 am

StreetRodRacer wrote:Nah, those people don't seem to bother me. I think it's those that look at me, check me out, fantasize about my awesomeness and THEN seemingly reach past me to grab someone else. Those are the ones that I rant about every day in IRC.
Dude, that happens to me with like, every woman who ever sees me! What's up with that? They know about my ultimate awesomeness, so why pass up the goods? Maybe they just don't want to reach for the stars because they know there's only so much of us to go around, so they'll have farther to fall.. =P
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Post by Slick-Labia » Sun Aug 13, 2006 12:06 am

Recently I was thinking of this incident whilst trying to conjure up some sort of fantasy to masturbate to, when I had the thought, "I really hope she got kicked in the back at some point before she met her just end." Thus I was able to commence getting busy.

Organ @ the DT's = very good times. Green Onions.

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