Faggotvision songfestival 2014: BARF!
Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 5:57 pm
I am very, very disappointed in Europe, the songfestival, the contestants, but most of all the voting. They decided to let Austria win, with this... thing, this vile beast:
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So, so horribly sick. I should have been there in Denmark with a shotgun to blast his head into pieces during the act. When people are asking themselves “Is it a man or a woman?” we really should stop to think what on earth we are doing. Eurovision used to be a nice event you could watch with the whole family, wherein competing counties tried to show their best side and make a good song. But those days are over. Just look at this act... a homo, a filthy transsexual freak for crying out loud. You can't even let the kids watch this program anymore. Not that this in any way surprising, though. The voting has long been political in nature, rather than rewarding the best songs. It seems the more fucked up and disgusting an act is, the more points it garners.
For many the big surprise is The Netherlands ended up second with their crappy song. I heard it plenty of times on the radio, and I knew all too well it was lousy and would never end up high on the ranking. The only reason they received so many points is because the Netherlands has long been the most faggot friendly country in Europe. Both Austria and Holland have crap songs, so there is no question the voting has been rigged. In the second part of the semi finals – when the votes were going to be to be announced – the panel said ”We expected to be done already, but we'll need another ten minutes to count and check the votes.”
That's when my alarm bells started ringing. Votes are processed electronically by a computer. The results are known immediately after the voting has closed. There is no 'checking' or 'manual counting' to be done. No, they were messing with the results.
This isn't even the first time a faggot won the competition. It has become such a freakshow and game of politics that it literally made me sick when I found out the results. I have never been much of a fan of Eurovision for these reasons, but I decided to watch anyway. The performances are usually shit, but there were a few decent songs this year nonetheless.
In my opinion, Romania was easily the best. Paula Seling & Ovi participated back in 2010 too, they were truly excellent that year as well, and deserved to win both times.
Romania:
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Other countries that did well were Norway, and Switzerland.
Norway:
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Switzerland:
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As for the rest, they were all mediocre, boring, or just plain torture for my ears. None stood out for me, except maybe Iceland. What on earth is wrong with these motherfuckers, putting out that retarded anti-prejudice song? It had a good rhythm, but damn, if you listen to the lyrics and the message of the song, that sick shit makes my skin crawl and my lunch come back up. And they did so well last year. In fact, last year I was like “I have a new idol” when they gave this performance:
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I have no criticism on this act whatsoever. It was simply perfect. Compare that to this years winner.... well, that's impossible of course, as this was sung by a true man and not some cocksucking faggot, so he wins by default. But anyway. Iceland should have won last year, but disappointingly, he got barely any points at all. It's always the same story, good performances are not what Eurovision is about.
I wanted to rant and complain about the Eurovision songfestival last year but then I thought “Meh, never mind”. What I witnessed this season was too much. This can't go unpunished. Conchita must die.
Lastly, I just wanna ask, is it true Australia is a huge fan of the Eurovision song contest? I have heard they are absolutely crazy about it and are really pushing to take part in the yearly competition even though it's obviously meant for European countries. Eurovision mentioned Australia's affection for the song contest in their show, it had me laughing:
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These rumors of Australians staying up all night to watch the show.... are they true?
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So, so horribly sick. I should have been there in Denmark with a shotgun to blast his head into pieces during the act. When people are asking themselves “Is it a man or a woman?” we really should stop to think what on earth we are doing. Eurovision used to be a nice event you could watch with the whole family, wherein competing counties tried to show their best side and make a good song. But those days are over. Just look at this act... a homo, a filthy transsexual freak for crying out loud. You can't even let the kids watch this program anymore. Not that this in any way surprising, though. The voting has long been political in nature, rather than rewarding the best songs. It seems the more fucked up and disgusting an act is, the more points it garners.
For many the big surprise is The Netherlands ended up second with their crappy song. I heard it plenty of times on the radio, and I knew all too well it was lousy and would never end up high on the ranking. The only reason they received so many points is because the Netherlands has long been the most faggot friendly country in Europe. Both Austria and Holland have crap songs, so there is no question the voting has been rigged. In the second part of the semi finals – when the votes were going to be to be announced – the panel said ”We expected to be done already, but we'll need another ten minutes to count and check the votes.”
That's when my alarm bells started ringing. Votes are processed electronically by a computer. The results are known immediately after the voting has closed. There is no 'checking' or 'manual counting' to be done. No, they were messing with the results.
This isn't even the first time a faggot won the competition. It has become such a freakshow and game of politics that it literally made me sick when I found out the results. I have never been much of a fan of Eurovision for these reasons, but I decided to watch anyway. The performances are usually shit, but there were a few decent songs this year nonetheless.
In my opinion, Romania was easily the best. Paula Seling & Ovi participated back in 2010 too, they were truly excellent that year as well, and deserved to win both times.
Romania:
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/qN2h6__yJGQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Other countries that did well were Norway, and Switzerland.
Norway:
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/BTMli8U17MM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Switzerland:
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As for the rest, they were all mediocre, boring, or just plain torture for my ears. None stood out for me, except maybe Iceland. What on earth is wrong with these motherfuckers, putting out that retarded anti-prejudice song? It had a good rhythm, but damn, if you listen to the lyrics and the message of the song, that sick shit makes my skin crawl and my lunch come back up. And they did so well last year. In fact, last year I was like “I have a new idol” when they gave this performance:
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/GzE88IYzXLI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
I have no criticism on this act whatsoever. It was simply perfect. Compare that to this years winner.... well, that's impossible of course, as this was sung by a true man and not some cocksucking faggot, so he wins by default. But anyway. Iceland should have won last year, but disappointingly, he got barely any points at all. It's always the same story, good performances are not what Eurovision is about.
I wanted to rant and complain about the Eurovision songfestival last year but then I thought “Meh, never mind”. What I witnessed this season was too much. This can't go unpunished. Conchita must die.
Lastly, I just wanna ask, is it true Australia is a huge fan of the Eurovision song contest? I have heard they are absolutely crazy about it and are really pushing to take part in the yearly competition even though it's obviously meant for European countries. Eurovision mentioned Australia's affection for the song contest in their show, it had me laughing:
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/tUsJi8nKsj0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
These rumors of Australians staying up all night to watch the show.... are they true?