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Post by Supernovae » Thu Nov 09, 2006 6:05 am

CJJ, we all know that you've been down before. And chances are you'll never succeed in anything that you put your mind and "bear" hands to. So, I wrote this song for you to sing when you feel depressed.

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Name: Chris Joseph Jung
Nick: CJJ
Moniker: CdoubleJJ
Favorite Artist: "M+M"
Occupation: One Bad-Assed Mother Fucker
Quote: Grab the world by your "bear" hands and hold on tight. It will pass soon.
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*Song*

My words are dangerous
Designed to penetrate your weak mind.
Now listen.
A lot of you folks think that I am gay.
I'm here to clear it up by saying one day when I was down on my luck
I bent down to pick up a buck, when all of a sudden I realized after I stood up that cum was draining out of my butt.
When I turned around, I was forced to clean it up.
But it doesn't matter either way.

A lot of you believe that my weiner is iddy bitty.
But I'll have you know that the last time I looked through a loupe
My weiny's the size of a beer can.

Last for those who fucking think that I'm retarded.
It's only to the people that I do it to.
So, let's me finish this song with a big.
Fuck You.
Cheers.
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Post by MP81 » Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:47 am

Nice, my friend, very nice. =)
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Post by seajayjay » Sat Nov 11, 2006 3:09 am

Ha ha so funny i forgot to laugh. My favorite artist would actualy have to be Brian Adams if had to choose I listen to almost every thing from rock to reggae. I some times to make up lyrics for a song. but there totaly retarted.

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Post by desikitteh » Sat Nov 11, 2006 4:20 am

cdoublejj wrote:Ha ha so funny i forgot to laugh.
well that's okay, i'll laugh for you. lol.

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Post by Venomous » Sat Nov 11, 2006 4:25 am

cdoublejj wrote:Ha ha so funny i forgot to laugh. My favorite artist would actualy have to be Brian Adams if had to choose I listen to almost every thing from rock to reggae. I some times to make up lyrics for a song. but there totaly retarted.
Wow, I can't believe you have a cry at every other post about you on this forum, and yet somebody this didn't upset you. You are such a weird kid.

Brian Adams eh? Man I wouldn't have guessed that in a thousand years. Like seriously, if we were playing "Guess who CJJ's favorite singer is" and I had a hundred guesses, I would have lost. That's interesting.
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Post by seajayjay » Sun Nov 12, 2006 2:50 am

Yes I admit i like love songs my favorite song is "every thing i do for you" by brian adams

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Post by Venomous » Sun Nov 12, 2006 6:00 am

Daaamn... that's just tripping me out... I would not have picked that in a million years...
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Post by seajayjay » Mon Nov 13, 2006 9:55 pm

i'm also big on reggea and blue/jazz

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Post by Supernovae » Tue Nov 14, 2006 2:16 am

CJJ, shut your rap loving ass up.

If I knew you were into Brian Adams, then I would have written a song to one of his tunes.

Better yet... (goes off to write a CJJ song to the tune of a Brian Adams song)
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Post by Venomous » Tue Nov 14, 2006 6:22 am

Blues and jazz eh? Young CJJ has better taste in music than I would have expected. I mean, he's still no Kyle, but it could certainly be a lot worse... =P

My mind is already singing "Summer of '69" with tainted lyrics... "Me and some guys from school... had an orgy and we fucked real hard... screwed until our anuses bled... then we switched to 69!"... heheh...

Mind you that's about the only Bryan Adams song I know well enough to rewrite lyrics to... =P
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Post by TSJ » Tue Nov 14, 2006 10:45 am

cdoublejj wrote:Yes I admit i like love songs my favorite song is "every thing i do for you" by brian adams
The song is called : "Everything I do" and then it continues with ...i do it for you...
Venomous wrote: Blues and jazz eh? Young CJJ has better taste in music than I would have expected. I mean, he's still no Kyle, but it could certainly be a lot worse... =P

My mind is already singing "Summer of '69" with tainted lyrics... "Me and some guys from school... had an orgy and we fucked real hard... screwed until our anuses bled... then we switched to 69!"... heheh...

Mind you that's about the only Bryan Adams song I know well enough to rewrite lyrics to... =P
Uhh .. post a copy of the complete lyrics when you're done.
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Post by seajayjay » Tue Nov 14, 2006 10:43 pm

Yup just somthing i like about jazz summer of 69 is pretty good to i still listen to rock like boston stix ect.

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Post by MP81 » Tue Nov 14, 2006 10:51 pm

Styx =P

Styx is the mythical (Greek) river that runs through Hades (Hell). Stix isn't anything. Good band though. Boston rocks too.

And it's Bryan Adams, by the way =P. He ain't bad either.
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Post by Supernovae » Wed Nov 15, 2006 2:27 am

Haha - because of this post, CJJ changed his Signature.

Bwahah!
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Post by Venomous » Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:22 am

MP81 wrote:Styx =P

Styx is the mythical (Greek) river that runs through Hades (Hell). Stix isn't anything. Good band though. Boston rocks too.

And it's Bryan Adams, by the way =P. He ain't bad either.
Hahah... "Stix isn't anything"... heheh you rock Kyle... =)
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