A hero, in disguise.

[Venomous]

Oohh... for the record, the above ^^^ post, was my 1,000th post on Social Deviancy... that's special... {cheers for himself}

I.. uh.. have nothing else to say now. {slinks off wearing his 1,000 Posts hat}

[MP81]

I'll give you a non-homosexual just-because-you-got-1000-posts hug =P

[seajayjay]

god for you cjj claps hands 1000 thats a hell of a lot of posts dude.

[Hero of the Day]

hence the dear diary article...

[Venomous]

I'll give you a non-homosexual just-because-you-got-1000-posts hug =P

Thanks dude... your hugs are heaps better than Keith's... he always tries to touch my bottom.....

[Supernovae]

Note: The author does not partly, or wholly, agree with the following song. It has been written in the viewpoint of a fellow poster (CJJ) on SD.com.

Chris, sing this to your favorite Bryan Adams tune. They all sound the same.

Can you really love a vulva?


To really love the vulva,
You must swallow your pride.
To really go down inside the dark cave,
Is a crime that I won't commit myself to do.

Chorus:
If you really love the vulva,
Take my advice, ohhh yeah.
Wear a clothspin and eat some mints.
I just think the taste of fish should be left at sea.
I don't know about you,
but how could you fuck something that looks like your mother's asshole?
Ohhh no.

Bridge:
I first entered the closet when I was thirteen.
Never to return to that awful sight that I saw on that video.
Held my friend, told him secrets that only he'll know.
He'll take me places that I want to go.
Take control of me and never let me go.
Met a man - his name is Joe.

Have you ever loved a vulva?
I don't think I ever will.

[Venomous]

Chris, sing this to your favorite Bryan Adams tune. They all sound the same.

Actually, "Summer of '69" sounds pretty much nothing like "Everything I Do"... >=P