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Who's my real daddy?

Stonecold
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Hellmarker
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Vendicumous
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WTF!?!

Post by StoneColdDano » Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:14 pm

What y'all bitches been up to? I see Cquadruplepinhispantswanker is still ramblin' a buncha non sense. Nice to see Ven is still alive...did FarmerKeith get married yet? Just wanna give a quick shout out to my peeps MP, Hero, TSJ...etc...etc. I see the brokewhiteoldmansballs joined up last month. Any who...I'll try jumpin on here more often.
Kiss my ass...

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Post by MP81 » Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:25 pm

Awesome. Nothing's been going on here, just enjoying my Junior year in high school. How about you, where ya been man?

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Post by StoneColdDano » Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:32 pm

Bought my first house in Grand Blanc...still working in Lansing...not a whole lot. Did you got to the Dream Cruise last year? I didn't make it out, but heard it was great! Don't forget to vote either...fucker!
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Post by MP81 » Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:35 pm

Ah, cool. Of course I went to the Cruise! I got pics and a few vids I think.

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Post by Venomous » Wed Mar 28, 2007 3:00 am

I voted. I am my own real daddy! Self-conception rocks.

I'm still alive. Barely. No news here, and no surprise about that.

Dano, I voted on your poll and replied to your thread, go return the favor by telling me what you think of me maybe adding a podcast segment to this dying shithole of a site. Atta boy.
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Post by seajayjay » Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:55 pm

StoneColdDano wrote:What y'all bitches been up to? I see Cquadruplepinhispantswanker is still ramblin' a buncha non sense. Nice to see Ven is still alive...did FarmerKeith get married yet? Just wanna give a quick shout out to my peeps MP, Hero, TSJ...etc...etc. I see the brokewhiteoldmansballs joined up last month. Any who...I'll try jumpin on here more often.

Jesus fucking christ either I'm higher than a hippy at a love fest or ol' stonecold has come to visit. Hey hows it been dano long to no see.

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Post by MP81 » Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:04 am

You must be high, since you are typing quite coherently today.

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Post by Supernovae » Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:48 am

Gee, Karl-4, Keith-0 and StoneCold-0.
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Post by Venomous » Fri Mar 30, 2007 4:24 am

It stands to reason, really. Everybody knows that despite his badass online persona, the only girl ol' StoneCold has ever plowed is Mrs. StoneCold, and they're probably blood related anyway. "Karen" is a fictitious character made up to avoid chat teasing, ergo Keith is still a virgin. Of the options, I'm the only fucker dumb enough to sow his seed into any old random slut, therefore if anybody's not sure who fathered them, there's even odds it was me. =P

EDIT: Pfft, and in the time it took me to write that, somebody votes for StoneCold. Liar! You know I'm your real daddy!! {gets out the belt}
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Post by Hellmark » Sun Apr 01, 2007 2:56 am

what will it take, video of me getting a blowjob by her, to prove she's real?

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Post by MP81 » Sun Apr 01, 2007 3:16 am

As long as you don't make funny faces, and we don't see, that other part of you...

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Post by Venomous » Sun Apr 01, 2007 4:13 am

Hellmark wrote:what will it take, video of me getting a blowjob by her, to prove she's real?
I feel queasy.

Personally, I'd settle for:-

a) A photo of the two of you together, preferably with no part of you naked;
b) Hearing her voice on Skype, and making sure it's not just you taking helium.

Either one of those would be sufficient proof. Normally I wouldn't even need that much, but it's just so weird that you never, ever mention her at all, except when your virginity comes into question. =)
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Post by Hero of the Day » Sun Apr 01, 2007 5:55 pm

A photo of the two of them together would be fine.
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Post by Hellmark » Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:28 am

I am just not one to really talk about that sorta thing.

Next time with her, I'll try to get a picture of us (Seeing as how I really don't have pictures of me, since I hate being in photos, plus often behind the camera, all the ones I have of her are just her.)

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Post by Venomous » Mon Apr 02, 2007 9:25 am

Hellmark wrote:Next time with her, I'll try to get a picture of us (Seeing as how I really don't have pictures of me, since I hate being in photos, plus often behind the camera, all the ones I have of her are just her.)
Pfftt... I've seen more photos of you than everybody else on SocDev put together (not hard, since that's 1 Mike, 1 Jason, 0 Kyle), and to boot, you have a few publicly up on your website, don't you??

So enough with the lame excuses, make with the pics already! =P

I'll settle for a headshot of her with naked boobs and the words "I love Keith Brown!" written in black marker across them, and yes, I can spot a Photoshop job a mile away. =P
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