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Reality Sex... A true Reality!

Post by Supernovae » Fri Mar 16, 2007 2:10 am

Kevin Blatt, who some of you may know as the producer of "One Night in Paris", yes the sex tape involving Paris Hilton, is looking at producing a reality T.V. show about sex.

The show will feature a number of eighteen to thirty-four year old virgins who will challenge for the ultimate prize...to have sex with one of the hosts. And who are these famed ladies willing to drop their pants along with their morals? Why the very Paris Hilton and Jenna Jameson themselves!

And who can recall the very elder Hiltons plea that their seductive and outgoing daughter was innocent and were even willing to defend their name in vain.

Shame. Should be about as interesting as other reality shows such as "Beauty and the Geek" and "The Simple Life".

I rest my case.

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Post by seajayjay » Fri Mar 16, 2007 8:26 pm

i forgot about "beauty and the geek" don't forget other dumb shows although off topic there is "are you as smart as a fifth grader"

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Post by Venomous » Tue Mar 20, 2007 10:46 am

Ugh, don't even get me started on reality TV. It is without doubt the stupidest fucking creation in the history of electricity.
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Post by Hero of the Day » Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:13 pm

I have to agree with Venomous on reality tv. I never watch the shit (or much tv at all), because quite frankly it all bores me
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Post by Venomous » Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:50 am

I don't even own a TV. Networks never air anything I'd ever even remotely enjoy watching anyway, and if they do, they always fuck it up the ass with two dozen commercial breaks, non-sequential airing of eps, randomly skipping eps to air sports games, splitscreening and voiceovering the credits... it's fucking vile. And they wonder why people just download TV eps off the internet? The network need to get a fucking clue, the #1 cause of piracy is the networks assraping the viewers to the point where people can't stand to watch television the old fashioned way anymore.
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Post by Hero of the Day » Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:29 pm

holy shit someone who actually fucking gets it!
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Post by seajayjay » Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:40 pm

Damn now I know I'm high Hero actually posting I'm seeing shit since he is long gone. Ven you lucky bastard I wish I had the privilege of not owning a Tv all I watch is discovery channel and FX and Comedy Central.

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Post by Venomous » Thu Mar 22, 2007 1:48 am

cdoublejj wrote:Ven you lucky bastard I wish I had the privilege of not owning a Tv all I watch is discovery channel and FX and Comedy Central.
Man that explains a lot about your diminished mental capacity. Why don't you try this - turn the idiot box OFF for a day, and - here's a scary thought for bonus points - read a book?!

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Post by TSJ » Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:44 pm

Id say the ideer is great if 2 conditions are met...

1) I should be one of the hosts AND
2) The women were NOT to be older than 18... (A 43 y/o woman? No thanks!)
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Post by MP81 » Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:54 pm

TSJ wrote:2) The women were NOT to be older than 18... (A 43 y/o woman? No thanks!)
Very important.

43 year old woman - ewww...

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Post by TSJ » Tue May 01, 2007 12:38 am

exactly :)

I heard on the news today that chocolate gives firm brests.
I wonder if that works on MAN brests also? :)
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Post by Supernovae » Tue May 01, 2007 2:04 am

TSJ wrote:exactly :)

I heard on the news today that chocolate gives firm brests.
I wonder if that works on MAN brests also? :)
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Post by Venomous » Tue May 01, 2007 2:23 am

TSJ wrote:2) The women were NOT to be older than 18... (A 43 y/o woman? No thanks!)
Amen dude... couldn't have put that better myself!!
TSJ wrote:I heard on the news today that chocolate gives firm brests.
Really?! What brand was that? I buy chocolate all the time but I never get any firm breasts with it. Maybe it's a special promotion they're only doing in your country? I want some breasts, damn it... =(
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Post by TSJ » Tue May 01, 2007 11:09 am

Venomous wrote:
TSJ wrote:I heard on the news today that chocolate gives firm brests.
Really?! What brand was that? I buy chocolate all the time but I never get any firm breasts with it. Maybe it's a special promotion they're only doing in your country? I want some breasts, damn it... =(
I think it should be all brands of dark chokolate 8) the more chokolate
it contains the better...

Apperently the information is a product of danish
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Post by Venomous » Wed May 02, 2007 3:44 am

TSJ wrote:I think it should be all brands of dark chokolate 8) the more chokolate
it contains the better...
I agree! Okay, let's put it to a vote - who here agrees that every block/bar of dark chocolate should be sold with a free pair of firm boobs? Show of hands, please!

Mmm, dark chocolate and light boobs... what a beautiful contrast.
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