Anyone here have Irritable Bowel Syndrome?

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Anyone here have Irritable Bowel Syndrome?

Post by Stickmyfingerupyou » Thu Dec 22, 2005 6:06 pm

Potty Trouble?
Discuss...

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Post by Venomous » Fri Dec 23, 2005 2:44 am

You haven't known discomfort until your feces actually has a less solid consistency than your urine. The human sphincter was not designed to be a liquid valve, and it does not like it!

Or when you try to go to bed at 2am, can't fall asleep until 4am, and then are woken at 6am by the feeling of somebody jamming a small vegetable paring knife into your lower abdomen and twisting it continually until you finally relent and free the fetid feces.

Argh.
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Post by StoneColdDano » Tue Dec 27, 2005 2:57 am

Yer a sick individual Stickmyfingerupinyernosethenupinyerbuttalcavity.


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Post by Mythic » Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:49 am

See Stickyboy, read what Dano said! *He's* funny! Take a lesson.
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Post by Venomous » Sat Dec 31, 2005 9:06 am

Now now, kids...
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