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Post by MP81 » Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:45 pm

/me holds up a 24 pack of beer...

I've got 30 more of these in the back of the car... 8)

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Post by Hero of the Day » Wed Dec 07, 2005 6:22 pm

Venomous wrote: Don't apologize dude, get in line! If I ever meet Steve Irwin in real life, I'd kick him in the ballsack. Miserable cunt. I hope he gets mauled one day. He deserves a painful death of some sort.
I wonder if he'd say "Crikey" every time he got kicked in the balls?
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Post by MP81 » Wed Dec 07, 2005 8:33 pm

"Crikey, me balls"

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Post by Venomous » Thu Dec 08, 2005 2:41 am

MP81 wrote:/me holds up a 24 pack of beer...
I've got 30 more of these in the back of the car... 8)
30 packs of 24 beers?? Man, that's like a million beers!!

{was never very good at math}
Hero of the Day wrote:I wonder if he'd say "Crikey" every time he got kicked in the balls?
Man, I can just see the news footage now...

Reporter: Celebrity television personality Steve Irwin was attacked today by a particularly brutal viewer. Channel 7 has exclusive footage of the attack.

Venomous: You fucker! You're a caricature of our culture! {kick in the ballsack}
Steve: Crikey, me balls!
Venomous: You mislead the whole world into thinking Australia is like you! {kick in the ballsack}
Steve: Crikey, me balls!
Venomous: It's your fault (at least equally with Australian Prime Minister John Howard, anyway) that nobody respects this nation! {kick in the ballsack}
Steve: Crikey, me balls!

Reporter: We'll have more on this ball breaking story after the break.

{laughs out loud}
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Post by Hero of the Day » Thu Dec 08, 2005 8:34 am

I suspect half of Australia would line up to kick him in the balls
the worst part is the dumb fucker is getting rich.

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Post by Venomous » Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:21 am

Hero of the Day wrote:I suspect half of Australia would line up to kick him in the balls
the worst part is the dumb fucker is getting rich.
Yeah, tell me about it.

This is what I hate about the entertainment industry these days - so many people are getting paid fuckloads of money just to make idiots of themselves! Damn it, I can be a huge idiot, where's my whopping paycheck, huh??
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Post by StoneColdDano » Sat Dec 10, 2005 5:43 pm

Stick yer head up an alligator's ass with a camera rolling.
Kiss my ass...

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Post by Supernovae » Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:46 pm

Isn't that how Jackass started??

IDK - all I know is that a number of guys got together and beat the shit outta each other with a camera rolling and since one of them was a skater he got the tape off to MTV which hired their Camera Face "Knoxville"

But - I'll pay someone some money if they film themselves going up to Steve Irwin and kicking him in the balls.. (and not a picture or cardboard standup that looks like Steve Irwin)
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Post by Venomous » Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:16 am

I think if you were to kick Steve Irwin in the balls, you wouldn't need to videotape it yourself - there'd be some paparazzi or wannabe-paparazzi tourist there with a camera running, and it'd end up on the national news anyway.

Jackass shits me. They do a lot of great stuff, in the spirit of social deviancy, that I respect, but there's also way too much loser skater crap, and homoerotic nakedness going on for my liking. The Jackass movie seemed, to me, to be a cross between the kind of movie I'd like to shoot for SocDev, some lame home movie of kids with skateboards, and a cheap gay porno. Take out all the lame boarding and the weird male nude touching stuff though, and you're left with some funny deviant shit.
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Post by Supernovae » Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:23 am

In some respect the show "Viva la Bam" but remove the skateboarding parts.

And to the same degree you can also throw in "Haggard" which is by far a really funny ass movie. Rent/Buy it sometime if you haven't already.
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Post by Venomous » Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:45 am

Never seen, nor even heard of, either of those... hmmm...
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Post by Supernovae » Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:56 am

You would like Haggard <-- click the link
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