I don't like women's tennis

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I don't like women's tennis

Post by Jackie » Sat Jun 06, 2015 11:03 pm

While I am no sport fan, sport generally doesn't piss me off... at least, not until I see women playing tennis. I'm actually offended watching the WTA. Two women hit a ball over a net, in pretty outfits while shrieking at the top of their lungs... My fucking god, what is the world coming to?

First of all, what on earth is up with that obnoxious, excessive, horrible, annoying, insanely dumb, TOTALLY UNNECESSARY moaning? If I did not know what tennis was, and you'd ask me “What's this game about?” I'd say, “A grunting competition with weak ball-play and sexy outfits as a gimmick?” It really seems it's all about whoever can yell in the stupidest, most irritating manner. Or a competition of who is best able to look like a whore, perhaps. But the moaning is the worst part. It's so retarded. I can't believe I never see a referee make a remark about it. They never say “Stop that horrible squeaking, or you're disqualified!” And I never see any of them mock the players for their grunting. I remember a commercial I saw years ago that pretty much hit the nail right on the head regarding this issue.

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Just once I'd want to see this happen for real. I know that's probably never going to happen, because referees are pussies.

The two worst offenders when it comes to grunting are Maria Sharapova and Victoria Azarenka. When these two play a match, I almost burst a blood vessel in my brain from disgust and anger. Their shrieking is so annoying, it's intolerable. The people who have a seat in the stadium must be bringing earplugs, because I don't see how they can stand it otherwise.

And even if it wasn't for the grunting, we have to be honest, everything the women do on court is designed to get themselves noticed as much as possible. A lot of the female players keep bouncing the ball over and over and over, before serving it. Or they throw the ball in the air, but instead of hitting it, they catch it and and bounce it some more. They constantly pull on the strings of the racket. They constantly hit their racket against the back of their shoes. And then a lot of them also have annoying tics that seem to be specifically learned to draw attention to themselves. On top of that they get served fresh towels all the time to wipe their pretty faces. They prance around, always concerned if they are looking good in the camera. They jump up an down to juggle their breasts. They deliberately expose as much of their body as possible with short, tight sport outfits. I have even seen some tennis players wearing nail polish and make-up. Yeah, I wish I was kidding, but sadly I am not.

Clearly, the WTA isn't about tennis. It pretty obvious what women's tennis is really all about: who can be the sluttiest wanna-be porn star. And I specifically say 'wanna-be', because they're not actual porn stars, they are just a bunch of posers. With all the excessive efforts to show off their sexuality on court, you'd think they'd be pretty good in bed, but guess what?

"She wouldn't make any noise during sex. "I can't tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she'd be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it 'ruined her concentration.' It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil (an antidepressant) for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there's no such thing as the Easter Bunny."

Adam Levine dated Sharapova for a while – one of the worst offenders when it comes to grunting and sluttiness – and he was very disappointed that Sharaprova's sexual performance was very underwhelming. He has every right to be disappointed because judging by her constant urge to look pretty on camera, moan like a porn star, and her skanky outfits and smug attitude you would expect her to be a great bed partner. But she's not. Hence why I call them wanna-be porn stars. They are fakers. They may show off on court and pretend they're all that, but when it really comes down to it, they can't perform for shit. He had every reason to be disappointed, and in spite of all the backlash he's gotten for it, he also had every right to make his statement public, because you know what's it called when you go to bed with someone who clearly does all she can to come across like a sex-bomb, but in actual fact sucks like crap? That's called false advertisement.

Speaking of advertisements, look at this crap commercial with Sharaprova.

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She has 'smug slut' written all over her forehead. What a cocky whore of a bitch. This advertisement alone confirms everything I have said to this point about women's tennis.

A lot of tennis fans are blind to these facts, they think the WTA is great, and claim that female tennis players are athletes who demonstrate incredible skills. Hah. 'Athletes' my ass. Their athletic abilities suck, and their tennis play is terrible. The number one ranked woman wouldn't stand a chance even against the worst ranked male.

"During the 1998 Australian Open, sisters Serena and Venus Williams boasted that they could beat any man ranked outside the world's top 200. The challenge was accepted by Karsten Braasch, a German player ranked No 203 (his highest ranking was No 38). Before the matches, Braasch played a round of golf in the morning, drank a couple of beers, smoked a few cigarettes, and then played the Williams sisters for a set each, one after the other. He defeated Serena, 6-1, and Venus, 6-2. Serena said afterwards "I didn't know it would be that hard. I hit shots that would have been winners on the women's tour and he got to them easily."

When you come face to face with reality it's often a shock for ignorant people. I hope they learned their lesson, because women on court need to drop the arrogance and slut-mentality already. Yes, I know not all female tennis players are sluts who are just trying to get noticed. Some actually do try their hardest to genuinely play tennis. But a lot of them are skanks, and it's a disturbing trend. I'd say if they spend too much time trying to look pretty, hold up the match with unnecessary tics and debating with referees, or they moan loudly, they're probably just trying to show off their sex-appeal. Come on girls, why even bother to put up that kind of fake show? They might as well take all they clothes off and have sex on the court.

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Post by TSJ » Mon Dec 19, 2016 6:23 pm

Any sport that ibcludes women and moaning has my support even though I am not a sports fan... I am simply a fan of the outfits and their content
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