Hellmark wrote:Even if I wanted to, there are people who know her and would turn the matter in, just on the fact of the legality of it. You know those people that always follow the law, every one of them...
And nah, I'm not bitching about not losing it, I'm pissy about being single. Big difference. If you are with some evil bitch, it won't last, and you'll return to being single. Why not just cut that part out. Unfortunately, that must account for most dating...
Fucking CHRIST, lighten UP
dude! You know, jokes aside for a second, I think you'd stand a better chance of picking up chicks if you'd just chill out and take the choke chain off your nutsack for a little while! You're wound tighter than a homophobe's sphincter in a federal prison, and chicks can sense that a mile away! So shake it off man - don't take everything so painfully seriously, and I think if you stop trying so hard and letting it get to you so much, a nice girl will just fall in your lap when you're least expecting it!
JohnDoze wrote:Hi, I think that this discussion should not be affiliated with sr3 i any way.. (refering to the name of this thread).. but since we are here discussing it. Then I guess I might aswell give my input....
Well, the only reason the reference is there is because the first half of this thread began off topic in a thread on the SR3 forums, so I decided to cut over to here where it's more appropriate. You're right, it shouldn't be affiliated with SR3 at all, that's why I moved it here. =P
JohnDoze wrote:I totally agree with that a 15 y/o is as good as it gets! The only thing you need to remember is, don't expect it to last longer tha 3 months. But if you expect that and take it for the fun and pleasure it is while it lasts... the I can STRONGLY recommend it... And also.. as stated before in this discussion, its a good place to start. Getting started is the most important, it gets easier afterwards
Dude, I don't expect any
of my relationships to last any longer than three months!! In fact, I think I've only ever had a relationship last longer than that maybe once in my life, and that was a weird on-again-off-again ride which lasted a few years... but yeah, I'll be surprised if I could ever
get a relationship to last more than three month, so if it was with a 15yr old, that would just be gravy man. =P
JohnDoze wrote:The reasons as to why its a good place to start, are
1. they are willing (and much much easier to get into bed).
2. they are delicius, like fine ie. french food compared to ordiary food.
3. they don't argue with you all the time, you are (most often) "the boss".
4. its commitment free, an "adveture" so to speak.
5. they are often very hot, and its often MUCH MUCH easier to
find a HOT 15 y/o than a HOT 20 y/o....
6. they don't expect much from you.
7. they are much more "adventueres".
8. they are inexperieced, so you ca "teach" them and "mold" them
to fit you perfectly if you wish...
Bwahahah... maaan, this guy is my new best buddy... if that isn't the coolest first post I've ever seen on a forum, I dunno what is... I'd like to officially welcome you to this fuckin' board man, and if I had some sort of creative honorary title to give you, then you'd be called that from now on. =D
Jailbait, you have to address this guy as Sir from now on. >=)
Hero of the Day wrote:teach them what? ? that they damn well better be satisified with 2 minutes?
Actually, unless that's what you're into, personally I'd go the other way... the number of underaged girls I've slept with who thought they knew everything about sex, but didn't actually realise it could
go for more than two minutes is unbelievable... if they can have their first time with an experienced man, instead of some virgin teen punk who'll spray his shorts as soon as he touches a breast, then she'll be spoiled for life and never go back to substandard sex again. =D
Hero of the Day wrote:shit alot of women might go for the whole cuddly relationship, romantic thing hellmark is trying to do.
Actually, I'd say that most
*women* would prefer that, absolutely. However, we've got two different tangents here. You and Keith are talking about cuddles, and candlelit dinners, and long walks on the beach and movies with Meg Ryan in them... whereas John and I are talking about a small handful of hot, sweaty, frantic months poking the cervix of a horny teenager so young and small that you could benchpress her with your cock... two totally
different worlds here, dude... =P
Hero of the Day wrote:Another point to consider: drunk girls are easy also if youre drunk alot more of them become keepers.
Sure, if you're into spending your Saturday nights holding your special lady's hair back so she doesn't get puke in it, no problem. Me, I've done my share of drunken screws, in every combination - sober me with a drunk girl, drunk me with a sober girl, drunk me with a drunk girl... and quite frankly, while liquor often helps grease the wheels of a one night stand, or break the ice at a party, or loosen the inhibitions of a girl who's way too good for you and wouldn't sleep with you with a gun to her head if she was sober, there really is no way that it makes for a stable and lasting relationship. Unless your relationship is simply founded on mutual alcoholism, and you're cool with doing tequila slammers doggy-style and then romantically passing out in eachothers arms after sex, in a pool of your co-mingled vomit, in which case, go for your life dude... =)