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Post by Hellmark » Sun Jul 16, 2006 5:12 am

No, not talking about Huey Lewis's band, but rather humorous news clipings and videos. Basically, find something humorous or deviant in nature, post it up for us to laugh at.

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Post by Venomous » Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:56 am

Okay, this isn't a news clipping, or even news, so I guess it's actually probably grossly off-topic, but at the hospital I went to today, they had a wing named the "Aikenhead Wing"... I couldn't help but wonder if that was where they treated the patients with migraines...

I dunno why I posted that here. I guess I just wanted to say it and didn't feel it merited its own thread. =P
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Post by Hellmark » Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:41 pm

I can't believe they'd name it something like that. Just crazy.

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Post by Hero of the Day » Mon Jul 17, 2006 11:40 pm

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Post by MP81 » Thu Jul 20, 2006 1:21 am

Venomous wrote: "Aikenhead Wing"... I couldn't help but wonder if that was where they treated the patients with migraines...
And perhaps the cause of said migraines is exposure to Clay Aiken "music". It causes birth defects in California.

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Post by Mythic » Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:44 am

Everything causes birthdefects in California.....if not birth defects then cancer. Seriously, about half of the bottles or tubes of chemicals I picked up whilst working in a factory said "Known to cause Cancer in California"....I just figured I was lucky I didn't live there. =P
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Post by Hero of the Day » Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:41 am

good old proposition 65...actually a fairly nice reporting requirment...except in some cases I think its overboard. FYI mythic...look on the back of some household cleaners and you will likely see that warning
(I mean wtf I seen the warning on a string of christmas lights cause there was a little bit of lead where the wires went onto the plug).
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Post by Mythic » Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:33 pm

Yeah, I saw something with that on it the other day around here but I can't remember what it was right off the top of my head.....probably my drinking glass or something.
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Post by Hero of the Day » Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:31 am

D-Cups, Courtsey of Joe Taxpayer!

CANBERRA, Australia (AP) — Australian soldiers are indulging in expensive cosmetic surgery — including breast enlargements, nose jobs and face lifts — at taxpayers' expense, according to media reports Friday.

Official Australian Defense Force policy states that personnel can undergo plastic surgery at public expense for medical or psychological reasons that threaten their ability to work.

An army cook underwent a nose reduction operation Wednesday, while female service personnel have had breast enlargements after claiming that depression and poor confidence were hurting their work, News Ltd. newspapers reported.

Defense Minister Brendan Nelson said Friday he has ordered an investigation.

Cosmetic surgery consultant Pamela Noon told the newspapers her business has performed surgeries on six military personnel in the past year.

"While a feature might affect somebody's self-confidence, I can't see how it would help their ability to protect the country," Noon was quoted as saying.



of course not quite as good as taxpayer funded prisoner sex change operations
http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_3633830
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,210326,00.html
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Post by Hellmark » Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:31 am


Slick-Labia

Post by Slick-Labia » Sun Sep 24, 2006 5:23 pm

Welfare is so delicious.
Makes me want to fuck things.
Like Dads.
I fuck people dads all the time.
I like to humiliate people by befriending them,
lulling one into a false sense of mateship, and then fucking their dad.
They'll walk in and, Lo-and-behold, I'm fucking their dad.
Like a slut-woman.
Trust me, I speak the truth. No lies here, we're on the Internets. Dumbass.
And do you know where your father is right now?
...uh-huh...
heh heh heh...
Get a job, whore, welfare is ain't for you.

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Post by Hellmark » Mon Sep 25, 2006 6:25 am

Why not post something useful and ontopic, cockknocker?

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Post by Slick-Labia » Mon Sep 25, 2006 11:44 am

Are we not speaking of the delicious bounty to be extracted from Joe Taxpayer (sucker)?

I am "ontopic." Guam.


As for useful, had you actually read my post before your knee-jerk whining, you would have kept an eye out for your poor father's wellbeing.
That would have been useful.
Now it's too late.
Check for the post-coital stain in the rear of his pant crotch.
Do you like my work? Taste it and see.
Daddy did.
In the words of Justice Bollen, sometimes "No" really means "Yes"...

Please can you post a pic of yourself on the toilet?

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Post by Slick-Labia » Mon Sep 25, 2006 12:12 pm

Fucking whining cumfart.

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Post by Hellmark » Tue Sep 26, 2006 1:15 am

No, ranting about stupid shit isn't being ontopic when the topic is news. Posting some picture of women in bikinis, while liked, is not on topic. Insulting people's fathers, is not on topic.

Also, my father is dead, you god damn, motherfucking, asslicking, cock knocking, useless, flaming, cunting, bastard child of an AIDS infected Down Syndrome whore. Go fuck off now.

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