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venomous is probably gonna kill me...

Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:03 pm
by Hero of the Day
...but I couldnt resist
and I know all aussies dont talk like this

<font size = +1><b>An Aussie Poem</b></font>


Of Course I Love Ya Darling
Your A Bloody Top Notch Bird
And When I Say Your Gorgeous
I Mean Every Single Word

So Ya Bum Is On The Big Side
I Don't Mind A Bit Of Flab
It Means That When I'm Ready
There's Something There To Grab

So Your Belly Isn't Flat No More
I Tell Ya, I Don't Care
So Long As When I Cuddle Ya
I Can Get My Arms Around There

No Sheila Who Is Your Age
Has Nice Round Perky Breasts
They Just Gave Into Gravity
But I Know Ya Did Ya Best

Im Telling Ya The Truth Now
I Never Tell Ya Lies
I Think Its Very Sexy
That Youve Got Dimples On Ya Thighs

I Swear On Me Nannas Grave Now
The Moment That We Met
I Thought U Was As Good As
I Was Ever Gonna Get

No Matter Wot U Look Like
Ill Always Love Ya Dear
Now Shut Up While The Footys On
And Get Me Another Beer!

Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 11:51 pm
by MP81
He hates me for saying he lives in the land of OZ

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 1:23 am
by Venomous
Nah, I've become desensitized to this by AlarmedBread's constant idiotic attempts to get a rise out of me in channel... at least you were posting it just because you thought it was funny, rather than as a deliberate attempt to annoy me...

And Kyle, I could never hate you... I gave you ops in chat, and with it, you kickbanned Chris while I wasn't there! You rock, little dude! >=D