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Post by Venomous » Sun Mar 08, 2009 11:45 am

Tyranny wrote:He was due a week ago. Doesn't seem to want to vacate the premises, though I have been having contractions. I wish he'd hurry up already!
Hah, I already answered this in another thread. Just induce labor, kick the little freeloader out already.
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Post by seajayjay » Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:32 am

Tyranny wrote:
Venomous wrote:Or drink for thought, as the case may be... you're just a human incubator now, haha... how much longer until you expel the creature?
He was due a week ago. Doesn't seem to want to vacate the premises, though I have been having contractions. I wish he'd hurry up already!


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WTF, either it's bad joke or your a... GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by TSJ » Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:19 pm

cdoublejj wrote:
Tyranny wrote:
Venomous wrote:Or drink for thought...
He was due a week ago...
WTF, either it's bad joke or your a... GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!
ssshhhhhhh!! It's a secret.
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Post by Venomous » Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:56 am

cdoublejj wrote:WTF, either it's bad joke or your a... GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck he's lightning quick isn't he?
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Post by TSJ » Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:03 pm

Venomous wrote:
cdoublejj wrote:WTF, either it's bad joke or your a... GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck he's lightning quick isn't he?
It must be his extensive experience regarding women,
that has allowed him to figure it out so fast.
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Post by MP81 » Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:10 am

Vagina.

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Post by Venomous » Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:02 am

MP81 wrote:Vagina.
Spamming idiot.
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Post by TSJ » Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:47 am

Better get back on track or .. something...
Venomous wrote:Beer?? Get most fucked. Beer is for pussies and folks with no fucking taste buds. Damn nasty awful shit.
Personally I like a beer or two now and then. For example to wash down dinner :) but at parties my favorite drink is absinthe.
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Post by Tyranny » Sat Apr 04, 2009 6:45 am

cdoublejj wrote:WTF, either it's bad joke or your a... GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy fuck me Jeebus, everybody stand and stare in awe of fucking Einstein here. o.O Took you all day to figure that one, huh?

What a tool.

Anyway, Absinthe is always good fun, provided it's prepared properly. can't just have it from the bottle. Well, you can, but it's downright nasty! Like Chartreuse nasty!


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Post by TSJ » Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:45 pm

Tyranny wrote: ...Anyway, Absinthe is always good fun, provided it's prepared properly. can't just have it from the bottle. Well, you can, but it's downright nasty! Like Chartreuse nasty!...
Its best STRAIGHT from the bottle. But it has a nasty kick :)

Its one of the rare kind of booze that actually tastes fantasticly.

btw. I think cjj is one of my fav. tools online :)
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Post by Tyranny » Thu Jun 04, 2009 3:08 am

TSJ wrote:Its best STRAIGHT from the bottle. But it has a nasty kick :)

Its one of the rare kind of booze that actually tastes fantasticly.
It depends. If it's Czech Absinthe, water it down for love of Christ! That stuff is downright EVIL! And blue, for some weird reason...

Now, the bright green French stuff is quite good on its own. Doesn't quite taste like ether. ^__^


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Post by TSJ » Thu Jun 04, 2009 8:13 pm

Tyranny wrote: It depends. If it's Czech Absinthe, water it down for love of Christ! That stuff is downright EVIL! And blue, for some weird reason...

Now, the bright green French stuff is quite good on its own. Doesn't quite taste like ether. ^__^


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Ohh sounds like I need to try Czech Absinthe :)

The only kind I have tried so far, is the green french stuff in its pure form.

Next time I attend a party I will try to see if
the french stuff is suitable
to mix with various other fluids as drinks.
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Post by Tyranny » Fri Jun 12, 2009 1:34 pm

TSJ wrote:Ohh sounds like I need to try Czech Absinthe :)

The only kind I have tried so far, is the green french stuff in its pure form.

Next time I attend a party I will try to see if the french stuff is suitable to mix with various other fluids as drinks.
Well yes, sugar soaked with alcohol lit on fire and melted into the absinthe, stirred through then top up with water. That's how it's meant to be done.

The blue stuff is a million-proof or whatever, will strip the walls with its fumes. Gets you good and fucked up though. Not necessarily good all the time, however...


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Post by Venomous » Sat Jun 13, 2009 7:20 am

You're both crazy, pure absinthe of any kind is vile nasty crap.

Now if you'll excuse me, there's bourbon to be drunk.
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