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Post by MP81 » Sun Feb 01, 2009 4:37 am

Monster tastes great.

I think I drank 3/4 of a pint in a couple hours (goin real easy, cause I was just hanging out) mixed with Monster...

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Post by Venomous » Tue Feb 03, 2009 4:17 am

Beer?? Get most fucked. Beer is for pussies and folks with no fucking taste buds. Damn nasty awful shit.
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Post by seajayjay » Tue Feb 03, 2009 8:55 am

Venomous wrote:Beer?? Get most fucked. Beer is for pussies and folks with no fucking taste buds. Damn nasty awful shit.
I have to agree. It's fucking nasty can't stand it rather have something that taste better and gets me drunker quicker.

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Post by StoneColdDano » Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:21 pm

...I hate Jaeger. It's like eating a handful of black liquorish.
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Post by Tyranny » Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:37 am

Venomous wrote:Beer?? Get most fucked. Beer is for pussies and folks with no fucking taste buds. Damn nasty awful shit.
*snerk* Hence the 'if you must'. The bubbles make it hit quicker. But yeah, I'm a spirits/liqueur purist. If you're gonna drink it, chase it down with more of the same, I reckon.

cdoublejj wrote:I have to agree. It's fucking nasty can't stand it rather have something that taste better and gets me drunker quicker.
Something tells me you're a Sub-Zero kinda guy. Someone get the pussy some spritzers! >;)


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Post by StoneColdDano » Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:33 pm

...more like a vodka on the rocks, hold the vodka type of guy.
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Post by TSJ » Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:55 pm

I think scientists are still debating if cjj is supposed to be equipped with rocks or pussy >:-)
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Post by Venomous » Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:38 am

CJJ will never get any pussy...
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Post by TSJ » Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:22 am

Venomous wrote:CJJ will never get any pussy...
depends on how he chooses to interpret his *shudder* 'equipment'
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Post by seajayjay » Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:41 am

When we were at L.A. i wanted vodka but the gas station or where ever they went was out. I so tried a tiny bit of all the stuff they got never got drunk and i kinda regret not getting drunk.

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Post by Venomous » Fri Feb 20, 2009 4:23 pm

I got drunk tonight... I puked three times... which was three times too many... now I'm going to eat KFC and go to bed. Yay bed.
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Post by seajayjay » Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:34 am

I want some KFC.

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Post by Tyranny » Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:34 am

Venomous wrote:I got drunk tonight... I puked three times... which was three times too many... now I'm going to eat KFC and go to bed. Yay bed.
Dude, solid effort. If I were to drink at the moment I would probably pass out. The last scotch 'n dry 6pk I bought I only got 2 cans into before feeling under the weather and that was before I knew about my pregnancy. Now though, apparently I can have a drink as Bub's no longer developing. Hmmm, food for thought...


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Post by Venomous » Sat Mar 07, 2009 4:21 am

Tyranny wrote:Dude, solid effort. If I were to drink at the moment I would probably pass out. The last scotch 'n dry 6pk I bought I only got 2 cans into before feeling under the weather and that was before I knew about my pregnancy. Now though, apparently I can have a drink as Bub's no longer developing. Hmmm, food for thought...
Or drink for thought, as the case may be... you're just a human incubator now, haha... how much longer until you expel the creature?
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Post by Tyranny » Sun Mar 08, 2009 3:50 am

Venomous wrote:Or drink for thought, as the case may be... you're just a human incubator now, haha... how much longer until you expel the creature?
He was due a week ago. Doesn't seem to want to vacate the premises, though I have been having contractions. I wish he'd hurry up already!


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