I'm drunk!

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I'm drunk!

Post by Venomous » Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:03 pm

I just wanted to post and say that it's Thursday night and I'm quite drunk. Ahh, the life of a hopeless derelict. I can hardly even see what I'm typing. If it weren't for Firefox's spot spellcheck feature this would would be riddled with typos.

What's more, I'm going to get drunk tomorrow, and I'm going to get drunk on Saturday too. Fuck yeah.

What better use for a government paycheck is there eh?

Please comment in detail.

Drunk. =)
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Re: I'm drunk!

Post by TSJ » Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:48 pm

Venomous wrote:I just wanted to post and say that it's Thursday night and I'm quite drunk. Ahh, the life of a hopeless derelict. I can hardly even see what I'm typing. If it weren't for Firefox's spot spellcheck feature this would would be riddled with typos.

What's more, I'm going to get drunk tomorrow, and I'm going to get drunk on Saturday too. Fuck yeah.

What better use for a government paycheck is there eh?

Please comment in detail.

Drunk. =)
government paycheck? *begins the conspiracy theory brewing* :-)
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Post by seajayjay » Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:56 pm

Damn i think that would be cool if you posted like i did when i first joined. It would be a good laugh or two.


P.S. Hurray for me i recently bought a xfx 9600 GT!

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Post by Venomous » Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:40 am

cdoublejj wrote:P.S. Hurray for me i recently bought a xfx 9600 GT!
That has nothing to do with being drunk. Shut up.
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Post by seajayjay » Mon Jun 23, 2008 6:05 am

aaaawwwwwww. I ca n say i'v never been drunk.

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Post by MP81 » Fri Jun 27, 2008 5:38 am

I need to start getting drunk.

Then again, I need to go to parties...

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Post by seajayjay » Wed Jul 09, 2008 6:38 am

I tried getting drunk on my vacation. i threw up after a penya colata (no i didn't spell it right) I drank another and tried some miller. didn't end up drunk but, I was a little happy maybe barely buzzing i think it was a placebo effect

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Post by StoneColdDano » Wed Jul 09, 2008 6:47 pm

That's because you're a tard...
Kiss my ass...

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Post by TSJ » Mon Jul 14, 2008 6:58 am

cdoublejj wrote:I tried getting drunk on my vacation. i threw up after a penya colata (no i didn't spell it right) I drank another and tried some miller. didn't end up drunk but, I was a little happy maybe barely buzzing i think it was a placebo effect
Well... there is a reason why little kids aren't allowed to drink
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Post by StoneColdDano » Tue Oct 28, 2008 8:20 pm

cdoublejj wrote:aaaawwwwwww. I ca n say i'v never been drunk.
...and a Hoe Moe...
Kiss my ass...

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Post by Tyranny » Sat Jan 31, 2009 12:00 pm

ROFL man I love this fucking place. Best place to be when you're in a shitty mood.

For those of you who remember me (some, maybe), I'm a chick. For those of you who couldn't care less (prolly most), go outside and play in the traffic. For those of you out of the loop (again, most of you) I'm expecting my first child in a month or so. So as for being drunk, I haven't been in quite a while... but I can reminisce in the regale of my last drunken episode. There was scotch involved. *;) to V*

Twas a housewarming/birthday/day ends in a 'y' celebration and there were nibblies and ashtrays. I had me a 6pk of Black Douglas scotch n dry and a 50g pouch of champion ruby. Ohh yeah. That was fun. I got blind.

Alas, that was a long time ago and it will probably be a long time again. I'm *shudder* clean now, will probably never smoke again and not get the chance to shower myself in inebriated bliss for a good while yet. My partner drinks enough for the both of us so I will have to live vicariously through him for now.

If only he had taste in alcohol. Beer and Jack Daniels. Yeurgh. Gag me.


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Post by MP81 » Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:39 pm

Tyranny wrote:go outside and play in the traffic.
I do that ALL THE TIME, it's called driving, haha.

Tyranny wrote:For those of you out of the loop (again, most of you) I'm expecting my first child in a month or so.
Congrats!

Tyranny wrote:So as for being drunk, I haven't been in quite a while... but I can reminisce in the regale of my last drunken episode. There was scotch involved.
A few weeks here. =P Jaeger and Monster!

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Post by Tyranny » Sun Feb 01, 2009 3:40 am

MP81 wrote:I do that ALL THE TIME, it's called driving, haha.
Perhaps I should've been alittle more specific. Go out and play Chicken? In said traffic? How's that grab ya? ;)

MP81 wrote:Congrats!
Cheers much. It's getting to the point where I just want to be able to PUT HIM DOWN! Oh, so heavy...

MP81 wrote:A few weeks here. =P Jaeger and Monster!
Monster? That I am unfamiliar with. Is that like another energy drink to ruin Jagermeister with? (I hate Jager Bombs. It defeats the purpose of drinking the Jager!)


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Post by MP81 » Sun Feb 01, 2009 3:55 am

Yes, Monster is an energy drink.

Jaeger by itself is awesome too, but I do love me some Jaeger Bombs...

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Post by Tyranny » Sun Feb 01, 2009 4:21 am

MP81 wrote:Yes, Monster is an energy drink.

Jaeger by itself is awesome too, but I do love me some Jaeger Bombs...
I hope it tastes better than Red Bull. Fuck, I hate that shit. The aftertaste just completely ruins it for me. Besides, I see no point watering down perfectly good Jager with whatever mixer. Bottle straight out of the freezer, swig a few times, put said bottle back into freezer, chase with a beer if you must. I like the flavour of Jagermeister anyway.


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