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Poetry

Post by TSJ » Thu Nov 22, 2007 9:55 pm

Here is a little poem:

Life is shit,
and you are hit.

Yo ho ho

Look at that lusty ass,
I bet it has a raaaash.

Yo ho ho

Women are crazy,
and I am lazy.

Yo ho ho

I see my message has been send,
so now my poem seems to end.

So wazzup people... Got some poems or lyrics n stuff
of your own creation, deviation, sickasion or whatever...
or just some poem or lyrics that you enjoy? Post it here....

Here in the vast ocean of bits floating around on the world wide web,
like turds in the shitter that makes your nose jitter.
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Post by Tyranny » Sat Jan 31, 2009 1:17 pm

Dude, that makes me want to don a beret and snap my fingers. You've got some real rhythm and it's not pissweak flowers and feelings crap.

I seem to recall a limerick or two that would fit in here, one about a man from Nantucket springs to mind... but that's an oldie so I'll put a different one in:

There once was a man from the Cape,
Who tried to have sex with an ape.
The ape said, "You fool,
"You're using a square tool,
"And it's bending my arse out of shape!"

Enjoy.


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Post by TSJ » Sun Feb 01, 2009 3:12 pm

Thanks. I felt "inspired" and I also wanted to stir things up a bit. So sick "poems" was just the thing.

Sadly this place was going trough a dry spot so noone picked up the ball.

Hehe. Nice "poem", ouch.

This one is for you CJJ:

so sick, so thick, cjj wants the dick.

wants the dick, so thick.

he talks about his friend, the one whos dick he lent

wants the dick, so thick

he think hes cool, that retarded fool

wants the dick, so thick

he is a tool, that do not rule

wants the dick, so thick

he has no class, his big dicked friend has had his dick up cjjs ass
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Post by seajayjay » Mon Feb 02, 2009 10:24 am

Ryhm rythem uhh STFU happy flowers and poem shit.

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Post by Venomous » Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:58 am

cdoublejj wrote:Ryhm rythem uhh STFU happy flowers and poem shit.
And there's CJJ's best possible contribution to poetry, which pretty much sums up everything that's ever been said about him here ever. Nice.
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Post by Tyranny » Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:51 am

cdoublejj wrote:Ryhm rythem uhh STFU happy flowers and poem shit.
Dude. Quit. Just, whatever you're on either up the dosage or change meds or something. You're stinking up the place with your overwhelming aroma of stupid. You make me want to write you a sonnet simply titled 'I Want to Kill You'.


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Post by Tyranny » Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:56 am

Venomous wrote:And there's CJJ's best possible contribution to poetry, which pretty much sums up everything that's ever been said about him here ever. Nice.
Almost everything. He neglected to mention how much of a knobjockey he is. That'd make a nice addition to the line about 'STFU'.

*roll* Wanker.


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