Hammock -vs- Squirrels

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Hammock -vs- Squirrels

Post by MP81 » Thu May 25, 2006 9:53 pm

Anyone have any idea what I can put on/around my dad's hammock (hanging between two trees) to keep them fucking squirrels from chewing through the outer support ropes? I've been thinking arsenic, but that could be "slightly" dangerous... Though it would be fun... I never see them do it, other wise I'd chase them with my airsoft rifle (all I got right now), or light them on fire...I mean, this hammock is a year old, and they're already fucking it up!

I'd prefer to put something on there that won't hurt humans, and kill them little fuckers...would be nice if they would die elsewhere...like eat the shit, get sick, and die in another yard far away from mine...

Any ideas?
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Post by Venomous » Fri May 26, 2006 12:49 am

Die in a YEAR?

Man, that's some slow acting shit you're hoping for right there!!

What you need is a Tesla coil dude... I was going to build one to keep the stray cats outta my damn house, 'cept I had no way to make it differentiate between other people's cats and my own cats... =P
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Post by MP81 » Sat May 27, 2006 2:00 am

Venomous wrote:Die in a YEAR?

Man, that's some slow acting shit you're hoping for right there!!
Yeah, sorry, typo there...

I want them to die in some other YARD ;)...

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Post by seajayjay » Tue May 30, 2006 2:55 am

My grandpa hooked a tellephone generator the the bird house, man is that a show they either fight each other or run off : ) ...so yes electricity they will stop coming after a bit.

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Post by MP81 » Tue May 30, 2006 11:33 pm

Yeah, that's nice, but what happens when you want to lay on it?

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Post by Venomous » Wed May 31, 2006 1:54 am

I assume you would, oh I don't know, unhook it first, Kyle? =P
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Post by seajayjay » Wed May 31, 2006 6:08 pm

You have to hand crank the the generater but, trust me it puts some power out no matter how hard you crank it I know from experince.

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Post by MP81 » Wed May 31, 2006 8:21 pm

Too much work...

I like Arsenic...just don't roll over and put your mouth on it to drool...

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Post by Venomous » Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:21 am

cdoublejj wrote:You have to hand crank the the generater but, trust me it puts some power out no matter how hard you crank it I know from experince.
So, he's been drinking lead water, AND he's been electrocuted... if we're patient, it will slowly come out that he was also dropped on his head as a baby, deprived of oxygen, drowned... and so on... =)
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Post by seajayjay » Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:08 am

I was never droped i did almost drown they thought I was screaming eeeewww and i was shocked 2 other times 1 electric fence the other an electrical socket the socket was faulty i stuck nothing in it, just touched the face plate.

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Post by Hellmark » Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:33 am

Wow, that explains sooo much.

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Post by Venomous » Thu Jun 01, 2006 7:25 am

Hellmark wrote:Wow, that explains sooo much.
Doesn't it just... poor retarded bastard.
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Post by seajayjay » Thu Jun 01, 2006 6:52 pm

Not to mention I almost drown on several ocasions. : ) no shiting all of is this true how sad.

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Post by Hellmark » Thu Jun 01, 2006 9:35 pm

You already said that... Poor bastard, cant even remember the last thing he said...

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