Now, if asked, "Why am I not bashing his utter lack of respect for the English language". The simple answer is because, my good friend, Dasu performed a seriouse search for a reliable foreign partner and he is just giving me ten percent of EIGHT million AND FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND U.S DOLLARS.
During Dasu's seriouse search for a reliable foreign partner he could have very easily noticed that I, being American, can distinguish the American currency system very quickly. But still Dasu emphasized the monetary value a couple times. It just so happens that, my good friend, Dasu just needed to emphasize EIGHT million AND FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND U.S DOLLARS as a way to reiterate the monetary value because, apparently, I can't figure out how much money that is.
But I digress, I mean who takes the time to review patterns and spelling mistakes when I am guaranteed the money? So, Dasu's father leaves money into a security company under Dasu's name and dies in a war. Then Dasu, who is the next of kin to the money, has full control of the money. I say fuck that. If someone left me a sum of money in my name then I don't give a rat's ass if the person is alive or dead I am taking the money and running with it.
Dasu's knows me all too well. I have the capability and vast knowledge on international commercial investement, and with that I must co-operate and be the very best international commercial investor that I can be. Gee, I wonder where the heck he is finding all of this information about me. But, again, I digress. I mean we are talking ten percent of EIGHT million AND FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND U.S DOLLARS.
What is the proposal Dasu? Maybe in the follow-up email, right?
Gee, I hope I don't blow this opportunity.
I got your contact in cause of a seriouse search
for a reliable foreign partner, which really made me to
contact you for assistance in transfering my money to
you for investement purpose.I'm Dasu Methane the son
of a late sierraleonian Colnl,Metthan sokui .
Who died 4 years ago when the revolutionary united
front rebels(R.U.F)attacked our residence on the 20
of feb 2002 in Makeni Sierraleon. Following the cease
fire agreement which was reach year before last year
with the help of United Nation peace keeping troops,
I used the opporturnity to leave the country with a
very important document of(US$8.5m)EIGHT million
FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND U.S Dollars,
deposited by my late father in security company,
under my name. this money was realised from
diamond export. Now'I'm searching for a trusted
individual or foreign firm whom I can invest this
money with for I am next of kin to these money.
However I contact you based on your capability
and vast knowledge on international commercial
investement. For your assistance and co-opertion
I will give you 10%of the total sum realised after the
sucessfull transffer of this money.Please kindly
communicate your acceptance of this proposal so
that we can discuss the modalities of seeing this
transaction through. I count on you greately for
your assistance. I will be waiting to hearing from
you soonest Thanks,