advice for valentines day

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advice for valentines day

Post by Hero of the Day » Tue Feb 14, 2006 8:49 am

http://www.streetrod3.com/Hero/File0005.jpg

meant to post it sooner (but forgot when valentines day was)
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Post by MP81 » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:04 pm

Haha, that was pretty good...

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Post by Venomous » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:12 pm

Dude, that's the worst fuckin' scan I've ever seen in my life. I'm disappointed in you.

After squinting at it for a few minutes, I decided "Screw this, I have fancy OCR software, I'll just post the text in the thread so people who don't want to try and read a blurry faded greyscale scan with 7pt. font can still enjoy the article!". Three scans later, I realised the article was too blurry, faded, and small-fonted for my top-of-the-line OCR software to actually recognize one single word. So I opened up the image, cleaned it up a little, enlarged it, fiddled with the contrast controls to make the text actually readable, scrubbed out the images, and ran it through my OCR software again - still no dice. Then I thought to myself "Wait a minute - with the text large and dark and uncluttered, I can read it now anyway! Fuck everybody else!", but by then, I'd spent so much time fucking around with it, that it really wasn't as funny as if I'd been able to just open this thread and read the text straight away.

You're getting lazy dude... you USED to type them out for us... =(
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Post by MP81 » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:36 pm

I can read it :-P

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Post by StoneColdDano » Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:14 pm

Because you have young virgin eyes. Hell, I bet you and Hellmark are the only two who CAN read it...
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Post by MP81 » Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:21 pm

Heh, funny...as we both wear glasses...

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Post by Supernovae » Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:45 pm

I can't read that shit either, but then again who the hell can read 7pt font??
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Post by Venomous » Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:09 am

Y'know what, now that I think about it, I think that was actually smaller than 7pt. font... maybe 5pt. actually... hard to tell without comparing, which I'm too lazy to do.
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Post by StoneColdDano » Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:19 am

Read my post ya douch bags...I already figured out why us pimps on this forum can't read it!!!!!
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Post by Hero of the Day » Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:38 am

my ocr software sucks so I dont bother with it
second I did it in 5 seconds as I was running out the door cause I just remembered (what day it was)it when I seen Kristi's post about hugging
if I had a link to rip off I would have posted that
(fyi the one I typed out: it was fucking after midnight and I couldnt sleep)
If I can get a better scan I will post it for you

BTW I can read it fine and my eyes are fucked up

EDIT: Heres after my shitty ocr and some manual editing http://www.streetrod3.com/Hero/LIQUID%2 ... ATTELL.htm
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Post by StoneColdDano » Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:59 am

No...we just see what class of people you fit in with.... ; )
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Post by Venomous » Wed Feb 15, 2006 1:27 am

See now, I'm just fighting the urge to edit your initial post, take out the shitty image link, and just copy the text from your second shitty link, and paste it into your original post, hence creating a purpose for this thread and saving future readers the agony we had to go through to get to this point.

But I keep telling myself, no, no editing other people's posts... their forum rank, yes... their sig, sometimes, if it's funny... their posts, no...

But seriously dude, shitty forum ettiquette all 'round. Next time, just post the fuckin' text in your first post and don't make everybody click your stupid links. =P
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Post by StoneColdDano » Wed Feb 15, 2006 1:41 am

*Under breath* Stupid Links.... (Walks by and kicks the dog...)
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Post by Hellmark » Wed Feb 15, 2006 2:21 am

No virgin eyes here!

And without my glasses, if things are further away than 6 inches, then its blurry (I'm not shitting).

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Post by Mythic » Wed Feb 15, 2006 6:07 am

When I clicked it I got a little magnifying glass that I could zoom with and could read it fine. I use Firefox though, I don't know if that is what the difference was.
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