fun facts (reposted from consumption junction)

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fun facts (reposted from consumption junction)

Post by Hero of the Day » Sun Feb 12, 2006 12:53 am

MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED Michelle Monaghan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out
of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.

LONGEST PUBES Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from
the armpits and 28 inches from her vagina.

MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without
preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her
vagina.

ZIT POPPING In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a
zit and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7ft
1inch.

WORST DRINK The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and
safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their
wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently
attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.

GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN Horst Schultz achieved 18
ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also holds the
records for the greatest height (12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of
ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.

LONGEST TURD The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American,
who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was
officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from
134 washrooms in his state.

MOST PROLONGED FART Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart
for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.


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I would love to know who exactly measured some of these things
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Post by MP81 » Sun Feb 12, 2006 3:02 pm

Hero of the Day wrote:I would love to know who exactly measured some of these things
Dano...

Yeah, that's some "amazing" set of records...lol...

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Post by Venomous » Sun Feb 12, 2006 9:03 pm

Hero of the Day wrote:MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED Michelle Monaghan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.
Pffft, that's just what's "on record"... I know CJJ has swallowed more hate paste than that while having a "sleepover" with his friend with the huge cock... >;)
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Post by MP81 » Sun Feb 12, 2006 9:51 pm

I bet his friend caught him staring at his huge buldge, and finally gave CJJ what he wanted...

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