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by Venomous
Thu May 22, 2014 2:10 pm
Forum: Smoker's Lounge
Topic: what do you smoke
Replies: 8
Views: 5105

desikitteh wrote:another case of me trying to raise the dead, but since i've started smoking again, Stuyvies are my favourite as far as tailoreds, but i'd honestly rather smoke white ox and roll my own.
Read that as "my favourite as far as railroads,". =)

I'm having a cruisy night. =)
by Venomous
Tue Apr 22, 2014 3:36 pm
Forum: Pointless Crap
Topic: Fuck you and the horse you rode in on
Replies: 7
Views: 3472

I, too, don't know what the OP means...
by Venomous
Sun Dec 08, 2013 12:10 pm
Forum: Rules/Announcements/etc.
Topic: Okay, the spammers win... for now...
Replies: 0
Views: 2791

Okay, the spammers win... for now...

Alright, I'm a big enough man to know when I've been got by the balls... the spam on this forum has officially got out of hand, with almost 200 active spam accounts and gods only know how many spam threads and posts this past month alone. So, effectively immediately, all new accounts are going to be...
by Venomous
Fri Dec 06, 2013 3:15 pm
Forum: Articles & Feedback
Topic: Tourette's syndrome - the fakest disease ever?
Replies: 12
Views: 18515

Man, I don't claim to know much about medical science at all, but I know my own body. Maybe Tourette's is bullshit, but I have small random tics that I don't like, don't want, didn't invent myself, and would get rid of forever if somebody could tell me how. I also have non-specific bowel troubles (n...
by Venomous
Fri Dec 06, 2013 2:58 pm
Forum: Smoker's Lounge
Topic: WTF 0_O electronic cigerettes
Replies: 14
Views: 11727

Well bless my balls and bugger my bunghole... if it isn't my old pal T-dawg! =) What happened T, you finally get that nasty email about inactive account deletion? Or are there ice crystals on the lava pits in Hell? =) Looks like I might be quitting in the new year. Just found out tonight. My buddy D...
by Venomous
Fri Oct 18, 2013 3:45 pm
Forum: Stealing Christmas Lights
Topic: Dye
Replies: 15
Views: 11299

Oh Venny, have you still not learned that happiness cannot be bought? If you suddenly became very rich, your spirit would be lifted only for a short while. No my old friend, that's a lesson I could only learn by living it! Give me endless money and I truly believe I'd be a happy, happy man. You say...
by Venomous
Sat Aug 17, 2013 2:15 pm
Forum: Stealing Christmas Lights
Topic: Stealing buttons
Replies: 4
Views: 2952

Good question Jackie. Also spirochete, what do you do with them? Do you just have a box of stolen buttons in your house somewhere, or do you do something with them?
by Venomous
Fri May 24, 2013 4:22 pm
Forum: Pointless Crap
Topic: TLC is pissing me off
Replies: 2
Views: 2523

I haven't seen that channel (I gave up on free and cable TV years ago, now I just download the shows I like!), but it sounds like typical Western reality TV. We get a lot of that crap here in Australia, and apparently (naturally) it's even more prevalent in the USA. It's beyond mind-numbing, I can a...
by Venomous
Mon Mar 11, 2013 6:30 am
Forum: Pointless Crap
Topic: The Best Thing I've Ever Read on the Internet
Replies: 9
Views: 5452

"Oh looky here, I can see your buttocks! Ooohh buttocks! And by jolly, I can also see your twat! Ohh bollocks!! Pip pip!" =P
by Venomous
Thu Mar 07, 2013 10:47 am
Forum: Pointless Crap
Topic: The Best Thing I've Ever Read on the Internet
Replies: 9
Views: 5452

Okay, so maybe it wasn't exactly the best thing I've ever read on the internet, but I thought it was amusing in a pro-life smug Christian kinda way. It was just SO over the top, I couldn't help but love it. It's like the opposite of something you would write, Jackie. =) That said, I like American hu...
by Venomous
Thu Mar 07, 2013 10:44 am
Forum: Smoker's Lounge
Topic: WTF 0_O electronic cigerettes
Replies: 14
Views: 11727

I'm glad you clarified "banning them" because "illeage" is not a word. =)

But wtf? Banning e-cigs? That is FUCKED. Why don't they just ban nicotine gum and patches and all that as well and then EVERYBODY can just smoke again and revel in the joys of cancer! =)
by Venomous
Fri Jan 11, 2013 1:19 pm
Forum: Articles & Feedback
Topic: Tourette's syndrome - the fakest disease ever?
Replies: 12
Views: 18515

I hate to admit it, but I do see your point. I've never understood coprolalia, but I try not to trash things I don't understand. Still, to tic "nigger" or "Jen gives head", these must be acquired concepts - if the person didn't know what a nigger was, or what giving head was, would they say somethin...
by Venomous
Tue Jan 08, 2013 6:41 am
Forum: Articles & Feedback
Topic: Tourette's syndrome - the fakest disease ever?
Replies: 12
Views: 18515

Jackie wrote:Oh, I almost forgot. Now that you've mentioned my salary, Ven, I think it's time for a raise. Don't you agree?
Sure thing, good idea. How about I pay you 200% of what I pay you currently? That's a fair raise don't you think? ;)
by Venomous
Mon Jan 07, 2013 8:47 am
Forum: Articles & Feedback
Topic: Tourette's syndrome - the fakest disease ever?
Replies: 12
Views: 18515

The other member of this community with Tourette's is me, and I'm the guy who pays your salary... or... something. If you're going to piss on Tourette's, you may as well piss on depression, anxiety, OCD, ADHD, schizophrenia, MPD, even autism and Aspergers. Hell, why not throw the entire concept of n...
by Venomous
Wed Oct 31, 2012 11:41 am
Forum: Pointless Crap
Topic: The Best Thing I've Ever Read on the Internet
Replies: 9
Views: 5452

Thank you for that intelligent and well thought out contribution cdoublejj. I can see why it took you so long to come up with such a brilliant response.